Samuel L. Ipsum – Samuel L. Jackson Placeholder Text Generator

Lorem Ipsum is lame… I’ll be using this in site mockups from now on:

Hilarious!  You can try it for your self – HERE

This was one of the quotes I got from the movie Jackie Brown:

Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they’re actually proud of that shit.

I assumed that was just fabricated because it makes for a more interesting movie conversation, but I googled the manual and skimmed through it anyway.   If that line does exist I couldn’t find it… maybe there’s another little insert or booklet that comes with Tec-9s that has that “claim to fame” on it?   Let me know in the comments!


11 responses to “Samuel L. Ipsum – Samuel L. Jackson Placeholder Text Generator”

  1. Pfft, that’s stupid. Even a retard knows that the most popular guns in American crime are .38 Special Revolers, Mossberg 500s, and whole bunch of tiny, little purse guns.,8599,320383,00.html

    Only someone dumber than a retard would think that expensive, high-end, larger caliber semi-automatics with “shoulder things that go up” are actually used by common criminals. Oh wait…

    1. No, no. If you read the news, everybody knows the most prolific guns in crimes are Glocks and AK-47s.

  2. Im a graphic designer and FUCKING LOVE THIS!


    1. Agreed. I wish I was in school still, so I could use this on some professors. They’d love it.

  3. Ernest Young Avatar
    Ernest Young

    They never said that, but they DID make a big point about mentioning that the frame is fingerprint resistant (in the official Advertisements)

  4. Let me put my retard hat on- what is this used for?

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      When your’re designing a website / pamphlet etc.. you are going to want some content on it for mockup purposes just to see how it looks, if you don’t already have your actual content made up. Lorem Ipsum is the classic goto text we just grab off the net and paste in. You can read more about it here –>

  5. Tracking. All my apple documents do this for templates, I just couldn’t figure out why the themes. Just so you don’t have look at the same stupid latin nonsense repeatedly.

    -Carry on.

  6. Best fucking movie ever.

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