Dilbert Preps For SHTF


Yea exactly.  That’s why I don’t think it’s a good idea to go into great detail with random people about how prepared you are.


13 responses to “Dilbert Preps For SHTF”

  1. hahahaha.. good one :D
    but it’s true, in an emergency situation never forget to put a knife + firearm on the list..

    but for those who didn’t watched the dilbert series, the woman there is alice (one of dilbert’s so called “friend” in the engineering dept)

  2. It’s interesting to note, on this same subject, that the Zombie Preparedness kit suggested by the CDC did not include any sort of defensive preparations. No firearms, no ammunition, and no knives.

    1. But they also say their response would be to treat it like any other outbreak of disease. Run tests, attempt to find an antidote, isolate and quarantine, etc. I don’t think we should be surprised that a gov’t agency doesn’t support citizens arming themselves in order to kill other citizens that have been affected by disease.

  3. My wife was buying some prep stuff and ran into a guy that straight out said that he wasn’t preparing because he was just going to take stuff from people that were preparing.

    1. Just another reason to buy your wife a Saiga 12 gauge.

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        That one guy

        Helluva wife you got there.

  4. Rignerd Avatar

    Assuming most preppers started it as an excuse to buy really cool EBRs like I did, the guy who’s plan is to take stuff from other people might want to spend a little time in advance picking out hippies, pacifists and other soft targets. Also a little opsec would help, any self professed jackals will most likely be the first casualties.

  5. I believe I’ve referenced this before. I love, “#5 – Raiding the Gun Store.”


  6. “That’s why I don’t think it’s a good idea to go into great detail with random people about how prepared you are. ”

    That’s why it’s a GREAT idea to go into detail with random people about how prepared your neighbors are.

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    Pop N Fresh

    and then the old “difference between a sheep dog and a wolf? Five days without food” line…………….

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    lone survivor

    That’s why I always said never be a blabber mouth or a braggert about your survival gear!
    If somebody you’re not sure of or else don’t want to know anything, say something like “oh gee, I don’t know what I’ll do in an emergency. I let the government (yeah right) take care of me”.

  9. Hey i saw this in my Saturday paper, took a photo and posted it in my gun group on facebook on Sunday….. Craaazy