Badass Multipurpose Baton Thing

Pepper spray, baton, light, stun-gun:

If I were a cop and I got issued of of these, the first thing i’d do is mount an ACOG on that rail for long range beatings and precise pepper sprays.

Hopefully the next iteration will have a quadrail, and room for a m203.

You can check out the spec sheet on Aegis’ website – HERE


19 responses to “Badass Multipurpose Baton Thing”

  1. That one guy Avatar
    That one guy

    Long range beatings? How does that work exactly? xD

    And this thing needs a name. I dub it the “Ouchkabibble” :P

    1. bima86 Avatar

      hahaha.. I was about to ask the same thing?? what’s a long range beatings :D

      1. Throw it.

  2. I say paintball M203 on the rail.

  3. What, no flashlight/laser sight combo? Unacceptable.

  4. ICE Training Company?

    Is that video from before he got his tattoos?

    1. You do realize that your comment has absolutely nothing to do with this post, right?

      1. Yeah it was meant for another post. It was late and I may have been drinking.

        1. 032125 Avatar


  5. Is that what the cops in Demolition Man were using?

  6. Johnny Come Lately Avatar
    Johnny Come Lately

    Glow-Rod Mk1. Have a joy-joy day!

    1. Jwhite Avatar

      HAHAH!!! Old school.

  7. JonMac Avatar

    OK, I’ll be the first to call ‘sex toy’.

    1. sirkut Avatar

      My wife saw the picture and immediately said it looked like a sex toy.

  8. Ah, I get it, you blind them with the flashlight, go for the neck with the electrodes or a blunt end, and then spritz them in the eyes =P

  9. 032125 Avatar

    OK this is ridiculous. That bodyguard glove actually makes sense at this point.

    1. But unlike the Bodyguard glove, this was built by someone that has a background “in the field”

      “Kenneth J. Stethem, Founder, Chairman and CEO
      Stethem is a retired Navy SEAL and Senior Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) technician. He has served on SEAL Team FOUR, SEAL Team EIGHT and the Naval Special Warfare Development Group (NSWDG).”

      He is also the brother of the navy diver who was taken off the Highjacked TWA flight 847 who was tortured and killed by Lebanese Shia extremists in 1985

      1. 032125 Avatar

        And that makes him a better designer? Methinks that’s an argumentum ad verecundiam. Even if we were to ignore the logical fallacy, neither SEALs nor divers use batons, that I have ever heard. I have more time behind a PR-24 than the average SEAL (granted, that’s not saying much) , and that thing looks like a pain in the ass to me. But that’s just my dumb opinion.

  10. lone survivor Avatar
    lone survivor

    Where is the laser sight and binoculars. Where is the cell phone atachment?