Tactical Pitchfork

Made by some AR15.com members:

A close up of the railed handle with laser, light, and vertical fore grip:

All boxed up ready to be sent to Glenn Beck:

And the animated gif of him taking it out on his radio show:

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ARFcommers are a unique breed.

This happened a while back and I lost the link to the original thread, so if anyone has it let me know so I can include it in the post.


10 responses to “Tactical Pitchfork”

  1. What have we here… Some should really do a “that shouldn’t be tactical” contest. It would be hilarious to see what people come up with.

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      Admin (Mike)

      That’s a real good idea Will. I’ll definitely keep that in mind.

  2. If an AK can have a shovel handle for a stock why can’t a pitch fork have a light and laser?

  3. Hmmmm Frankenstein Mob implement?

  4. I believe what we have here is a “potato fork,” not a “pitchfork.” The flat tines make it less likely to damage potatoes when you dig them out of the ground. Pitchforks have thin, round tines that usually curve upward to help scoop and throw hay (or other material). I’ve seen them both on our farm here in Iowa, but we use one like this for, as the name suggests, digging potatoes out of the garden! And it does a wonderful job of it.

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      Admin (Mike)

      Good call. I’ve used both too… I bet it would be pretty painful to move hay around with a potato fork, and vise versa for trying to dig potatoes with a pitch fork. hehe

  5. PLEASE make a tactical noose next.

  6. OTT, and purely cool!

  7. That’s not a potato fork. THAT’s a zombie fork.

    1. No no no, that’s a potato fork. You’re going to want something sharper to use against zombies. Those blunt ends on a potato fork won’t pierce the decaying flesh of a zombie like the sharper tines of a pitchfork would.