Twilight’s Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) Held At Gunpoint

With Big Buck Hunter Shotguns:

Maybe it’s just my imagination, but the guy on the right looks a lot like Norman Reedus (Murphy Macmanus) from Boondock Saints (kick ass movie by the way).  While I’m at it, I’ll say the guy on the left looks like Christian Slater.

Caption it!

Here goes mine: “Slide the money over on the floor, or the sparkly vampire gets it”


21 responses to “Twilight’s Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) Held At Gunpoint”

  1. Josh G Avatar

    YAY! Boondock Saints …

    1. Josh G Avatar

      PS : Left == Sean Patrick Flannery … Right == Norman Reedus … fo’ sho.

      1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
        Admin (Mike)

        oh nice! Yea I should have guess it was both of them.. not Christian Slater

  2. Those ARE the guys from Boondock Saints, no question.

    Here’s the question though – were the actors actually at an arcade and someone had a camera, or were they doing promotion for the next Saints movie and just happened on that poster?

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      yea i don’t know.. on the left in the picture it looks like it could be some sort of cubicle… so maybe they are in some movie company office for a meeting?

  3. blackcat Avatar

    thou shall die for team Jacob rules

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      good one

  4. “You got Silver in those guns”

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      nice one

  5. Looks like a cardboard cutout of the metrosexual vamp-douche, the lighting is totally different. The Saints would win in a fight with a vampire hands down.

    1. Steve0 Avatar

      of course its a cardboard cutout. Thats about as obvious as stating the guns they are holding are not real.

  6. Zachg56 Avatar

    That is epic I don;t care what anypne else says

  7. “On your KNEES, Sparkly!”

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      heheh good one

  8. Jordan Avatar

    “Where I come from, vampires suck blood, not cocks.” *KA-BLAM*

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      Admin (Mike)


  9. Grayson Avatar

    The Boondock Saints versus Edward Cullen? That would be a very short fight. Like, ‘ridiculously one sided massacre.’

    On the other hand, the Boondock Saints versus those huge freaking werewolves? That would be both loud and interesting.

    Myself, I’d REALLY like to see the Boondock Saints take on Blade in a feature film. That would be about 90 minutes of truly awesome death, destruction, and mayhem. And as for a Quote?

    “You so-called Boondock Saints clearly do not know who you are FU**ING WITH!”

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      haha nice caption. What about blade v.s. twilight? Something tells me the teenage girls wouldn’t like that one.

  10. Grayson Avatar

    Blade vs the Twilight Mob?

    Never mind paying to see it in the theater – do you have any idea how many people would pay to just get that movie MADE?
    The mind boggles.
    In addition, that movie would pay off Wesley Snipes’ tax debts for all time.
    Death to the sparkley critters!

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      hahhaha making Wesley Snipes not only the blackest mofo on the planet (according to Rick James), but also the richest!