Tag: oregon
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How To Be A Dipshit Who Starts Forest Fires
Get some tracers…. go inna woods: Ugh seriously? I’ve inhaled enough forest fire smoke on the West coast this summer. Shooting tracers when it’s this dry is just mad reckless, not to mention illegal. This video came to my attention from operator extraordinaire Mattv2099, who said forest fire guy and Taofledermaus have some sort of beef going…
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Criminals Will Have No Way Of Getting Guns In Oregon
Hear that criminals? They passed a law you should be afraid of: Everytown for Gun Safety is charged up, wow. Oh man what a victory… gun crime will now approach zero. *eye roll* What a waste of time.
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Citizens For A Really Safe Town – Satirical Proposal
Ashland, Oregon STAND UP. This man is looking out for you: EPIC. I do like how they let him talk the whole time. Maybe they didn’t get it was satire? I would have thought making a mockery of the city council would have been cause for them to be like “Ahhhhh ha ha ha you…
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Break-in And Shower Routine Could Have Got A Portland Hippy Shot
Portland is the city where young people go to retire, and apparently break into houses to shower: A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, called police — afraid the homeowner may have a gun. The suspect, Timothy James Chapek, was in the bathroom taking a shower when the homeowner returned to the…
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Oregon Man Almost Gets Owned By A Black Bear
Glide, OR – Wyckoff said he fired a round into the bear’s forehead, but the animal kept coming and climbed on top of him. From beneath, Wyckoff said, he got off three more rounds. Then he tucked the gun beneath the bear’s chin. But it quit. Wyckoff, left-handed, said he had accidentally released the ammunition…
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Oregon Man Shoots At iPhone Robbers’ Getaway Car
Gresham, OR – Police say Roger Witter, 48, was in an AT&T store at 533 Northwest Division Street in Gresham when two men stole multiple iPhones. Witter witnessed the theft and, instead of waiting for police, he took off after the men, firing at their getaway car. He told police he intended to “shoot out the tires,”…