Tag: mall

  • Dawn Of The Dead Shopping Mall Map

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    Better not run out of ammo: The best part is that there are no zombies at JC Penny. I guess that’s because there are probably no people shopping there. The artist’s name is Matt Owen, he’s got plenty more awesome posters and designs on his site – HERE You can buy posters of his designs for…

  • Samurai Sword Ninja Umbrella Causes Mall Gun Scare

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    Hide yo’ kids hide yo’ wife, we live in an age of Gunbrella scares: Burlington, MA – Police responded in force today to a report of a man with a rifle at a mall, evacuating shoppers and calling in a SWAT team as worried workers locked themselves into stores. But it turned out that the man…

  • Mall Cop Fires Shot To Stop Shoplifter

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    Roanoke, Virginia – A J.C. Penney security guard followed a shoplifting suspect to the mall parking lot and fired a single shot in an effort to stop him. The man was detained until police arrived. (Source) No word on whether the Segway sustained any damage. :P A definitely case of Paul Blart Syndrome. Why the…