Tag: joke
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What’s up with gun shows?
Saw this a couple of days ago, and thought the response was funny (and true): Have any of you guys knowest that at alot of guns shows they be selling alot of junk? I thought that gun shows suppose to have good prices on guns but they sell them at regular prices, and there ammo…
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Signs you might be Taliban
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a machine gun and rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You have more wives than teeth. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.” You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and…
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Joining U.S. Customs And Border Protection
A man is seeking to join the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Customs And Border Protection The agent conducting the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.” Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: “Take this pistol…
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How can you tell the difference between a Canadian, Australian, and an American Police Officer?
A joke for all the blog followers up in Canada: “You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 22, and you…