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    Costa Has A Catwalk Challenger With Fewer Lustful Asian Fanboys

    Forgotten Weapons with a 13mm Gyrojet rocket carbine:

    Chris-Costa-Hive-SatchelRemember CostaGate?  That was so hilarious, I was laughing to myself the other day still about it.  You can hit those links if you need to catch up.. a lot of the instagram embeds on the meme page are actually videos so make sure to click on them to play.

    Forgotten Weapons did an awesome job with the parody.  I love how his camera man hit that CAN’T EVEN type GASP WHOAAAAAAHHHHH right on cue.

    Thoughts?  How many of you slept on that Ninja Turtle Life Helmet Derp Satchel (pictured) when it was available?  Yeah I bet a lot of you.  I have a storage locker full of them, just waiting for them to appreciate in value so I can retire off some ebay auction money.

    By the way it was pure speculation on my behalf about Forgotten Weapons not having as many lustful Asian fanboys than Costa. He may very well even have more, because dudes with access to as many badass guns as he does, coupled with the pony and goatee is pretty much G.O.A.T. unicorn status even on US soil.

    Gat tip: Kyle

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    Home Defense Shooting Training In Your Actual Own Home

    WHOA.  Baret “Pastor Fireworks” Fawbush lights it up inside his house:

    A video posted by ENDO (@everydaynodaysoff) on

    I have to say that’s the first I’ve ever seen that done.  Here’s his video disclaimer:

    Don’t try this at home. This video is meant for entertainment purposes only. All actively in this video is lawful for this state. All bullets went into my birm located in my yard. I have no neighbors for miles. No one was home.

    _Actual-Home-Defense-Training-ShootingFair enough.  About that berm though?  Dude has a berm around his house?  I don’t know *shrug*.  I’d be uncomfortable trying something like that though in a non life threatening situation.  Mainly because I like things clean, and after I did that all I would be thinking about is I just got burnt gun powder residue all over everything.

    Thoughts?

    Gat tip: @guru262

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    Leet Haxors Hack The Tracking Point Rifle

    Interesting:

    Well I don’t know if they are exactly “Leet Haxors” but they are definitely hackers.

    You can read the full article on Wired.

    leet-haxorAs a company, Tracking Point dropped the mic and quit accepting new orders in May.  There are obviously rifles out there right now which could be targeted by this hack, and are almost definitely not going to see software updates from Tracking Point to patch this.  I imagine due to their relative rarity, it’s not a huge concern unless Law Enforcement or the military are using them somewhere.  It’s interesting though to note that it looks like business as usual on the Tracking Point site currently *shrug*.

    I think a funny additional hack would be to flash goatse on the screen for a split second every time the red button or trigger was pressed.  Then you’d be like “Whaaaa?  Oh nm.. must be my imagination, I think I’m losing it.” haha

    I still think the idea of Tracking Point is really damn cool.  Sure it turns shooting into an expensive video game rather than one of skill… but it doesn’t mean it wouldn’t be fun just to fool around with to see how far firearms have come.  There’s something comforting about knowing your Mosin Nagant will never be subject to a goatse hack though right?  After the infamous AimPoint CompM4 lemonparty hack scare of 2010, one can’t be too cautious.

    Oh and just to put it out there… this hack now officially ruins my plans of ever doing this with a pack of cigarettes (joking :P):

    Thoughts?

    Gat tip: David

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    13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi – Trailer

    This looks good:

    If you remember, Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State took “responsibility” for the lapse in security which essentially allowed the attacks to take place… there are missing emails, she was using a private server.. etc.. etc.. Seems like this is going to be over and done with soon.  Oct 22 is the court date when she will testify.  Does it matter?  Probably not… it’s not like she’s going to be held accountable and go to jail for anything.  Should anything happen to her for making a decision which cost four American lives?  I don’t really know.  People in positions of power make decisions all the time which cost lives.  You could always play the “what if” scenarios over and over after the fact because hindsight is 20/20.  I’m not sticking up for Hilary, and I don’t want to see her as the next president but I just don’t know know if she is actual to 100% blame for this.  If someone wants to shed some light in the comments I’d be glad to read what you have to say.

    After watching the trailer, I do want to see this movie.  I have a lot of questions though, like how Jim got from being a paper salesman at Dunder Mufflin to a hardcore operator.  Is he still with Pam?  Does he see his kid?  How did Gale come back from the dead?  I could have sworn Jesse shot him.

    Hillary-ClintonI read a comment on facebook that it would be ironic if this movie painted Hillary in a positive light, sort of like campaign propaganda haha.  Honestly that wouldn’t surprise me.

    Thoughts?

    Gat tip: Tim

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    Beretta Clothing Will Have You Doing Cute Stuff With A Lady In No Time

    Some sirs and ladies from Beretta for their new “lifestyle” clothing brand:

    Meh… the video is fine and all.  If I was going for that look I’d just cop some strug J. Crew or Banana Republic for less money.  It’s not like this Beretta stuff is made in the USA or anything.  I’m sure it’s quality stuff regardless.  If I can get a tall skinny blond girl like the ones in the video though I’ll reconsider.  Does Beretta have any sort of money-back guarantee on that?  I picture that being a very complicated contract full of escape clauses, like if you touch her bum before marriage the guarantee is void etc…

    Beretta-Firearms-LogoYou can check out the clothing on the Beretta Website.

    I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that my own ENDO Apparel is unarguably far superior to Beretta’s own t-shirt collection designs.

    Thoughts?

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    Two Barrels One Girl

    I thought I was done with Double 1911 posts (I’m soooo over that gun)… but Kirsten is cute as always and did something neva ‘bin done befo’:

    Double-Barrel-1911-2Hit at 3:12

    If you missed the spirited discussion of her potentially being Royal Nonesuch’s mom in the comments of the previous post… check it out.  I think we’re getting somewhere. We just need DNA from her, nonesuch, and some select YouTuber’s to determine paternity.

    Thoughts?