• Misunderstood Tactical Video Suggestions

    Polenar Tactical be clownin:

    Haha pretty good.  I’m interested to see how that AK Operator video series they come out with will be.  I’m sure I’ll learn something, considering I don’t know much about AK’s.

    Manca-Polenar-TacticalThat Manca in a bikini with an SVD trick was cruel haha.

    Thoughts?

    Gat tip: Addyyoon

  • Making The Longest NERF Gun In The World Just Because

    He Costa’d this thing just for shits and giggles:

    nerf-vulcan-realistic-paint-3haha that flop tho.  I doubt the NERF bullet would even have enough power to overcome the friction, and make it out of that long of barrel.

    Throw a realistic battleworn paintjob on those now, and mount them on the wall!

    Why not right?

  • 2016 Magpul Calendar Behind The Scenes

    Not bad not bad:

    Magpul-Tight-Pants-Tight-GroupingsThese calendars are all the same, but they all are pretty cool.  I feel so mature now; whenever I meet a really attractive girl whose doing nothing impressive with her life besides being attractive I’m like “meh, next”.  There’s just way too much of that going around, it’s not at all interesting.  Any girl who eats properly, walks around every now and then, and doesn’t drink too much can be thrown in some skimpy clothes and look very close to these girls.  All very nice ladies in the video I’m sure, but tell me some of them are business owners, have degrees etc. and I’d care a lot more.  That’s one of the things that sucks about Tinder, you’re just going off the pictures and wittiness of your banter with them before you both decide you have nothing better to do than to meet up and see if you find each other terrible or not in real life.

    Thoughts?  Would operate with?

  • God Rock Ministries Weapons Expert Is Back At It

    Remember David C Bateman.  Well the hits just keep on coming:

    Ah the old forward roll then engage. A timeless classic.

    Oh and here’s one where he climbs a tree then shoots out of it:

    Sounds like he’s using air pistols now at least.

    I know way more about David than I wish I did.  If you’re missing the back story make sure to watch the videos and read the comments on Tactical Shooting From An Expert Karate God Rock Ministry and Sulsa Do Corp Pushes The Envelope For Derp. Those are actually much more entertaining than these videos, even if you’ve already seen them.

    I really need to keep my OPSEC one hunnid because we all know if this guy and I ever cross paths in a non public place he’ll be wearing my skin as a suit dancing to Goodbye Horses.  I even wrote this post up listening to that song, and now I feel like I should double check to make sure my doors are locked, and preform some press checks to be administrative AF.  Yea 2nd Silence of the Lambs reference today in posts I know.. but seriously.

    Thoughts? Would operate beyond 5 miles of a school-zone with?

    Gat tip: Austin, no uno

  • Mattv2099 Stalker Troll Is Still Creeping

    Damn.  This is some Silence Of The Lambs type shit:

    Ugh this cheifaut0parts guy gives me the creeps.  I’ve posted about him here and here, when there were other creepy (one of which I see now was taken down).  Ugh even the filth of that place the video is taken in sends a chill up my spine.

    mattv2099-deagle-endoDo any other YouTubers have creepy stalkers?  Tell me some stories in the comments if you know any.

    Keep your doors locked, your butthole clenched tight, and your skin lotioned up Matt. *nervous LOL*

  • Mattv2009 Reads Hater Comments

    Haters gon’ hate, 2099 gonna operate:

    0:35 – CAN’T EVEN patch makes an appearance. :P

    Baby-CEO-Fck-Da-Oppz3:14 – I think the troller (Mattv2099) got trolled.

    LOL some of those comments are priceless.  It’s hilarious when people just flat out don’t get that Mattv2099 is trolling.  I wonder how old some of them are though?  It’s 2015, so honestly they could be like 8 years old even.