Ballpoint Pens Trump Guns For Self-Defense

MrColionNoir on last week’s video on the Colorado state senator suggesting ballpoint pens for self-defense:

MrColionNoir-YouTube“You don’t bring a ballpoint pen to a mass shooting.”  <– Church


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12 responses to “Ballpoint Pens Trump Guns For Self-Defense”

  1. Dr Kranknstein Avatar
    Dr Kranknstein

    As always well done and great point.

  2. MatthewJames Avatar
    MatthewJames

    He had me at “really dude.”

    1. MatthewJames Avatar
      MatthewJames

      This guy has the best ‘talk at the camera and rarely actually shoot a gun’ youtube firearm channels.

  3. Agreed. Church.

  4. MonsterKTMrider Avatar
    MonsterKTMrider

    As always,….logic amidst media hype and political lies. Thank you for always introducing the truth!

  5. Crunkleross Avatar
    Crunkleross

    Can anyone point me to a youtube channel that tests ball points and advises on the best ones to carry? I called Jason Bourne but got his machine.

  6. Perfectly said, per usual.

  7. He doesn’t need to heft weapons in our faces or spout partisan bullshit. He is non-gun owner friendly.

  8. USSMunkfish Avatar
    USSMunkfish

    Perhaps a “Ban Assault Point Pens” T-shirt would be in order? Obviously the pen problem requires action since pens are more effective the some of the most deadly killing machines ever devised by man. I’m thinking a gore covered pen with a blood stained Colorado flag…

  9. Did you see where another politico suggested that women: crap themselves, pee themselves, and/or vomit on the perp. To turn them(the rapist/assaulter) off, I swear we have short sighted mental midgets in our law making houses.

  10. Crunkleross Avatar
    Crunkleross

    I’m working on a Kata that would combine Blind Fire Joe’s defense system with the ball point attack system. So far I nearly put a door to door salesmans eye out.

  11. NoirKeepsItReal Avatar
    NoirKeepsItReal

    i’m not a gun owner/afficianado or whatever, i stumbled upon this site by accident. i don’t even know who that guy Noir is, but:

    – He’s freakin hilarious

    – He keeps is real, realistically real

    – He’s very well spoken & charismatic

    – He’s right

    Whoever you are dude, keep up the good work. Funny stuff!