The Prosecution (ATF) Loved This SBR But Then Lost In Court

Like the prosecution and the legend Alfred Tennyson always says “Better to have loved and lost, then to have never loved at all”:

That truly is an ENDO certified “TWPLI SPECIAL” (The-Prosecution-Will-Love-It Special), so much cringe I can’t even. ROFL at the ATF doing a hypotenuse measurement for length of pull.  If the owner of the rifle is into tattoos, I hope he gets one of a measuring tape at an angle to commemorate the time he didn’t go to jail.  Oh and he needs a tattoo of his wife matrix-dodging a thrown cellphone.  Yea yea throwing a cellphone at a significant other isn’t funny.  I wouldn’t throw one at my girlfriend, which shouldn’t be surprising because I also don’t have a SBR as atrocious as that.  For ladies in the dating scene that read ENDO, a major red flag should be if a dude shows you his gun collection and he has anything that even remotely resembles the above.  DATE IS OVER 🚪.  RUN 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨, don’t walk.

There is a long write up about this case on this at TTAG.  Warning, anything you THINK might be a link to somewhere useful, probably isn’t (I’m sure you guys know that by now).  I remember the first time I saw viglink on a website (like TFB or TTAG) I assumed they had a terrible virus.  Nope I was wrong… just a very obtrusive very shitty monetization technique.  Try not to sign up for an American Express credit card, or fall for the trap of the girl in the white shirt trying to get you to click the “35 Embarrassing Photos You Must See”.  Sometimes I wonder if I could get ENDO up to 3.8 billion page views and 2.9 million comments per day while monetizing the shit out of it like TTAG, then cash out and retire living large like Robert Farago.  Then I get really real with the self reflection and am like “Mike… come on now, you only are capable of shitposting” 😂😭 I guess I could hire some vetted non-shitposters, but that sounds like a lot of work and the truth of the matter is I don’t want ENDO to become a serious place.


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