What If An AR-15 Wore Pants?

This is the type of thing that keeps me up at night:

Hmmmm… 🤔 I’m torn on that one.  I’ll have to give it some more thought.  I’m leaning toward the bottom one though, because it’s more anthropomorphic with the two arm like extensions, and a face area.

Any thoughts fellas?

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