Ugggggggg this is so painful.  I’m in actual pain.  Make it stop:

Here’s the entire lineup.  I literally CAN’T EVEN.  To add insult to injury, the price tag on that thing is $1304.

The best part about this line of Molon Labe guns, is knowing that 100% of the people buy them literally Molon 0% of the Labe.

Thoughts?  Are you waiting for the 1911 that says “Pipehitter” on it?  I said on Twitter today, that is definitely my new favorite cringe term.