Don’t Be An Evan – Be An Alert Gun Snitch

Sandy Hook Promise:

Slim-Jesus-Rapper*eye roll* that slow motion recap starting at 1:55.  Cringe.

I can’t even begin to imagine how excruciating school would be now.  Can kids not read gun magazines, watch shooting videos, and be angsty without being labeled as a potential school shooter?  This seems like bullying if you ask me.  That would be rough on a kid… coming home like “Dad, the kids are calling me names and teachers are watching me like I’m going to steal something.  They are all speculating that I’m going to do something bad.  Why dad?  I am just into guns.”  I’d be like “Pay them no mind son.  They are all just a bunch of snitch-ass bitches. Defend Freedom. Molon All The Labe.”

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Buzz