ARMY of One Where Nicholas Cage Sets Out To Kill Bin Laden

Straight to video:

Cartman-Cheesy-PoofsMeh, I’ll probably put it on and jam some popcorn and various teas into my mouth for approximately 1.5 hours once it’s released.

Judging by the trailer, it doesn’t really surprise me it’s bypassing the theaters.  (Nov 4th / Nov 15th release, depending on format).