Instructor Zero’s Pole Guy And The Case Of The Hovering Ghost With Hostage

Title sounding like a damn Hardy Boys novel I know.

Instructor-ZeroMan… how embarrassing would it be to be Instructor Zero’s pole guy?  It would be one of those things that you’d just leave off the resume.  Like your next potential employer would be like “hmmmm this is suspicious, why did this guy have an employment gap from 2015 to mid 2017”.  They would then have you in for an interview assuming there was some type of valid excuse, and you’d just be like “Oh yea, I just took two and a half years off to find myself… you know?”.  Then they’d give one of those *good for you* type nods, and you’d know you were in the clear.

I was disappointed this video didn’t contain a yoga half ball, tactical yoga pants, or even a gas mask.  2/10 would not operate with.

Thoughts?  Did you miss your train and not make it to the 2015 Instructor Zero Pole Guy try outs?