First Conor Climo from Las Vegas was like:

0:01 – One second (1) in and I’m already cringing so hard.

0:07 – Hello Pizza Hut?  Yea I’m going to need 2 large pizzas… double pepperoni and double cheese to fuel this urban safety op I’m doing.

0:08 – MOLON LABE on the knife (described later on as “handy dandy”).  LOL I like where this is going.

0:38 – What?  He’s walking the streets for 6 hours per day?  We’ll see how long that lasts.

0:55 – 120 rounds for this crime stoppers patrol in case as he puts it “there is a very determined enemy” AHHAHAHA

1:00 – This is my safety sir.

1:09 – Knife hand 100

1:45 – This is how he defines suspicious activity – “If people are outside when they probably aren’t supposed to be”.  Cool story bro.  WHAT? You just see WHAT?  SHILLOETTES?

You can read more over at the KTNV 13 website.

Then he was like:

Looks like the internet wins this round.

0:33 – He says he was discharged from the Army after he failed the APFT (Army Physical Fitness Test).  Is that legit?  Can you technically be IN the Army before you even pass the physical fitness test?  Let me know.  I wonder if  this is an 11B in the sandbox type situation like another guy we used to know.

1:36 – Now he’s saying he never said he was part of the ARMY, but he was very briefly.  HUH?  man… HUH?

1:48 – Yea ok his heart is in the right place and at least he seems to recognize what he did was derpy… sorta anyway I don’t really know haha.

3:16 – “THE DAY IS SOON TO BECOME NIGHT”.  Tru tru. *scratches head*

Thoughts?