Andrew from Vuurwapen Blog took Crisco and FireClean to a professor with a PhD in organic chemistry and here are the results:

AHAHAHAHAH seemingly priceless.  If you didn’t get in on the ground floor of this scandal you can catch up on a past blog post I wrote.

The full blog post on Vurrwapen is definitely worth reading.  Andrew gives zero shits in this one, it’s amazing.  I even side-eyed the screen at one point when he talked about how picking out which Crisco to buy at the grocery store was confusing and it was then he “understood what it must be like for girls who visit gun stores” LOL… yea he wrote that.  Understandably, a white knight appeared in the comments.  I was considering counter-trolling, but realized it was getting late and I needed to get some posts up and some dark chocolate and raspberries eaten, plus catch up on some Tindering.

Is this Infared Spectroscopy result as conclusive as it looks, and as conclusive as the good professor claims?  I have no idea, so let me know… I just think this shit is hilarious on so many levels.

Thoughts?

Oh and shout-out to TheGatMan for making this article complete with that awesome Ronald meme.