Gluing on ceramic tiles from the hardware store:

LOL that Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face intro was amazing.  I didn’t know Matt was a Weeknd fan… his stock just went up.

Seriously guys.. just spend the extra money for the ceramic if you think you’ll be in an operation that requires it rather than risking epoxy and some shitty looking bathroom tile.  When you’re laying on the floor bleeding because you got hit, you’re not going to be like “Thank god my family has that $70 I saved, for my funeral expenses”.

I wonder how many plain old machine shops with water jets all of the sudden started cranking out body armor plates once they became fashionable?  My guess is a lot.