Wanting A Protection Gun Not A Murder Gun

This is apparently humor:

Sometimes I just post stuff on here just because.  This video is actually painful to watch.  I am in physical pain as I type this.  Lucky I have a cookie to get me through it.

She originally posted it on Facebook and it’s up to 16.2M views.  Astonishing.  According to her Twitter account she is a comedian.  Not surprising… in 2015 you can tell people you are whatever you want to tell them online.

How is it possible that lady looks better from the angle in the top video?  Here is an update video which is surprisingly even more painful to watch:

Ugh, I really need to hire someone to watch this type of bullshit for me.