Remember David C Bateman.  Well the hits just keep on coming:

Ah the old forward roll then engage. A timeless classic.

Oh and here’s one where he climbs a tree then shoots out of it:

Sounds like he’s using air pistols now at least.

I know way more about David than I wish I did.  If you’re missing the back story make sure to watch the videos and read the comments on Tactical Shooting From An Expert Karate God Rock Ministry and Sulsa Do Corp Pushes The Envelope For Derp. Those are actually much more entertaining than these videos, even if you’ve already seen them.

I really need to keep my OPSEC one hunnid because we all know if this guy and I ever cross paths in a non public place he’ll be wearing my skin as a suit dancing to Goodbye Horses.  I even wrote this post up listening to that song, and now I feel like I should double check to make sure my doors are locked, and preform some press checks to be administrative AF.  Yea 2nd Silence of the Lambs reference today in posts I know.. but seriously.

Thoughts? Would operate beyond 5 miles of a school-zone with?

Gat tip: Austin, no uno