Reeeeealllll men of geeeeeeeeniuuuuus:

GULFPORT, MS – The men who entered Walmart in Gulfport with a shotgun, bought ammunition, loaded the gun, and cocked it, all while standing in the middle of the store, are not being charged with any crime. That has Coast residents confused and concerned.

“After reviewing the yields of the investigation with prosecutors, it was determined that the action of the two men did not violate Mississippi state statute regarding the carry of firearms,” said Gulfport Police Chief Leonard Papania.

Full story at Fox8Live.

Today we salute you Mr. twelve gauge ammo shopper. 

*Mr. twelve gauge ammo Shopppppperrrrrr*

Like all masters of efficiency with an empty weapon.  You realized that a walk back to the car in Gulfport, MS could be fatal so you solved that problem.

*Solved that pRobbbbbbelm*

As soon as the cashier finished you thumbed the cartridges into the shotgun tube right in front of her.  Now Wendy is traumatized.

*OOoooooo Wendy gonna go on leave*

A quick rack of forend put one in the pipe and you were good to go.

*Soooo good to go*

So crack open an ice cold Budweiser Mr. Open Carry “activist”… and then crack open another for successfully circum-trolling your state laws.

*The cheeeeeif gon’ get you another dayyyyy*

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Say Uncle