If this doesn’t make you smile I don’t know what will:
#WifeMaterial. I feel like Kirsten and I would get along pretty well. She’d no doubt get irritated at my idiosyncrasies, and probably attempt to convince me to tone down the trolling on the blog, because she’s such a nice person. I’d refuse because YOU CAN’T CAGE A WOLF KIRSTEN, and that would be a major point of contention. Money would also be something we’d fight about… Kirsten would be all on that “What about the education of the kids we’re going to have soon Mike?”, then I’d quote various Drake lines which summarized my thoughts on the situation. She’d then make fun of me for listening to Drake. In a bit of a roll reversal Kirsten would be wanting to buy extremely expensive rifles all the time because that’s how she rolls being a pro shooter and all. I’d be stressed out about that because I’d just rather have a bunch more ARs in various configurations and some customized Glocks we could mess around with instead. Anyway this post is really far off the rails now so I’m going to end it.
Thoughts? I bet whenever Kirsten sees ENDO posts on her pop up in her feed, she probably knows by now to brace for a thirst tsunami of epic proportions. hahah
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23 responses to “Shotgun Mother’s Day Gardening”
I used to think she was cool until she banned me for saying she was like Sniper Wolf even though I had black up arrive and assure her that it was a high complement.
She’s too sensitive for my liking
LOL
That’s hilarious, given the creepy shit posted by lonely old bald men. The thirst was blatant.
Haha I thought the message was directed at me initially I was like LOL “not yet”
Pssh, who needs rails? Clearly the ENDO train was built by Doc Brown.
haha so true
Ugh. Rough knuckles and sharp knees.
2/10 would not bang.
But the real question Mike likes to ask is, ‘Would you operate with? 10/10’
LOL
Bitches be always tryin’ to tame a man’s inner wolf. And if they are successful, they eventually divorce him because he isn’t as exciting as Chad.
Haha stupid Chad.
The real question is, how would Kristen feel about living in your mom’s basement?
I haven’t brought that up to her yet :(
You mean living in your mom’s basement…forever!
Reminded me of this from 2 years ago:
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-12/20/flower-shell-indiegogo
i have never been so hard
I need to try this with a full auto Saiga-12 and a 20 round drum.
Hold my beer guys, I’m going to the gardening section.
These wouldn’t cycle in a Saiga or any semi-auto sadly. You could get an old 1897 Winchester and slam fire them though.
3 year ENDO reader, best post yet.
Holy crap. As someone whose read every single ENDO post (I was bored k?) this dude is right.
We really just want to hear about your feelings, Mike. You blog more effectively what we are all thinking.
Haha thankyou guys!!!!
The shot she removed looks like caviar…Mmmmm. I want to go to there!
I used to like more of her and her videos. But her corniness makes her viideos very hard to watch. She’s too sensitive and replies only for the comments of the Chads, creeper teens and old bald lonely men.
The only under 30 female shooter I follow the work(and I’m friend, never had any complains about her and it’s one of the firsts gun related channels on YT I subbed) now is her:
https://www.youtube.com/user/FateofDestinee/videos