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So sneaky. Water or land, those ISIS dudes get it done.
Please tell me that song was in the original video, not just in this re-upload. Definitely topping the Jihad Billboard 50.
There was another awesome video of their training, where they were moving around like ninjas, but sadly YouTube removed it I see.
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17 responses to “Say What You Will About ISIS But Their Recruitment Videos Are Hot”
I think I have found a new ring tone.
hahaha!!!
Aloha Snackbar
That one part is probably the closest we will get to the beach ball scene from the American Sniper book
A french-speaking girl is singing that song. “Au nom d’Allah” These jokers make the backpack bros above look like pros.
Hahaha that goat hostage target
Was the song borrowed from a middle-eastern english-speaking episode of Seasame Street? I’m reday for a nap now…
I swear one of the guys is wearing a mid-80s Swatch watch.
Didn’t see a Members Only jacket though.
For a few of those guys this may be the most water they have ever seen at one time. And their first bath.
I love that goat saving target poster.
Yeah a few of these douche bags tried to infiltrate Israel vie the water a while bag. The video showed that didnt work out too well for them.
My god. My typing has gone to hell after a couple beers.
I was laughing my ass off at their tactical dog paddling until the dude popping out at 1:40. I couldn’t help but think that any guy willing to submerge himself in that garbage/water/open latrine for this crappy video is a scary true believer who would do ANYTHING for ISIS/ISIL/NAMBLA.
I don’t think even actual SEALs would willingly swim around in that filth for a recruitment video, even if you threw in a book deal and some wasted coed groupies.
Check out the buttstock position on the guy on the far right at 2:42. Clearly an experienced marksman.
Either the knife dude is sneaking up on someone in a construction zone, or all the guards they expect to attack are deaf.
Love the goat target. I need to buy a few of those for gifts.
Is the guy at the 1:00 mark holding a dildo or a wooden train whistle?
If that’s the kind of music that excites middle eastern men to join up for the cause… daaayum.
So the video proves ISIS has a counterpart to our SEAL teams; they have GOAT (Goat Orifice Assault Team) operators!