Weaponized AK-47 Assault Chopsticks

Mattv2099 innovates:

haha those look awesome.  If Matt would clean those up a bit and produce those for me in large quantities I could probably put them up on ENDO Apparel and guys would love them.  I’m a rube so I never learned how to use chopsticks properly… I just eat sushi like a savage with a fork or my fingers.

Mattv2099-ENDO-Trollture-TrollingI would be neat to see extreme slow motion video of how they are flying.  Obviously keyholes are a huge issue.

Thoughts?