Grappling Hook Shotgun Solidifies Spot In Hall Of Fame

Royal Nonesuch could retire right now, and he would be forever in the hall of fame for this one:

LOL really.  The recoil as he said must be insane.

1:50 – LOL climbs the rock face. Yung Batman.

Royal-Nonesuch-ENDOI wonder who is camera operator is.  $10 says it’s his concerned “cool mom”, who also happens to be a single attractive (35-40 year old) doctor at the local hospital.  She knows the risks involved with Royal Nonesuch’s shenanigans but loves how creative he is.  She’s there for camera, and medical support, knowing his hobby holds a promising future if he keeps it up.  Royal Nonesuch I’m going to find your mom on Tinder, and be your step dad.  Belee dat *Birdman voice*.



22 responses to “Grappling Hook Shotgun Solidifies Spot In Hall Of Fame”

  1. Smooth Operator Avatar
    Smooth Operator

    If he welded on a loop for a climbing ascender he would have something here.

    1. lolinski Avatar

      What is the loop on top of the gun?

      1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

        It appears to be so he can knock the barrel back to fire it while keeping his hand out of the way of the unspooling line attached to the grappling hook.

  2. JohnnyIShootStuff Avatar

    Do we have a link to his hot mom?

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Still searching ;)

  3. Raisedby_dogs Avatar

    “Royal Nonesuch I’m going to find your mom on Tinder, and be your step dad. Belee dat ” HAHAHA!

  4. Royal Nonesuch, GOAT.

  5. Does he read your blog, Mike? I’ve never seen him on here, but I’d love to see him give you a response to that hot mom comment. :P

    That G3 stock looks like it handled the punch pretty good. I was expecting the kick from that to look painful.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Haha yea he reads it. I’m not sure how often though but he’ll see it sooner or later.

    2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      He came over and read it after I posted a clip from the vid on Instagram haha

  6. Okay, well the lad really needs to learn shotgun recoil management, some basic rope work and jumaring technique wouldn’t be a bad idea either, I strongly recommend a 10mm rope, solely relying on a single piece of paracord is no bueno.

    ENDO – Mike, the mom comment was priceless! Bahahahahaha!

    1. Mechanically Avatar

      Yeah, if that is paracord, I was probably more concerned about his level of cinfidence in it’s reliability than I have with any of his “innovative” firearms…

  7. urboiroyalnonesuch Avatar

    Wow, just wow.
    One side of me wishes what you said was actually true…

  8. does he have an older sister?

    1. TheBear Avatar

      Do you want to torture test her? That’s not cool

      1. The only real question then…a dragon lube test, or does he find out if she will twinkie?

        1. TheBear Avatar

          I loled

  9. I picture the camera operator being an angsty friend Nonesuch dragooned into helping, and into borrowing the friends dad’s trophy car.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Needs more backstory! Why is the friend angsty? What type of car? :P

      1. My inspiration again is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: The friend is angsty because his parents are overbearing and emotionally distant. Could be other reasons.

        The car is a mid-life-crisis-mobile: Old, exotic, sporty, flamboyant color, fawn-color rag top. It must be in fancy, frumpy fettle with stuff like a chrome luggage rack, knockoff wheels, bright wire mesh, vanity plate. Not pimped but a high-end model, not bare-bones. It’s a Ferrari in the film, but pre-69 Corvette, Jaguar or Porsche could work the same.

  10. Chuck Finley Avatar
    Chuck Finley

    dat music doe

  11. Bull Schroeder Avatar
    Bull Schroeder

    I wonder if the rope was tickling his clitoris…..That rope was inside you homes!!!