Oooooo 1-900-Tac-Talk:
Need to talk tactical? Call 1-900-TAC-TALK to start a tactical conversation with combat hardened operators right now, one on one. Want to talk about Beretta CX4 Storms, .40 S&W or maybe you’d just like to discuss 5.11 pants and shemaghs? No problem. We have 67 full time operators standing by waiting to discuss “what is MIL SPEC?” right now!!! We’re real and we can’t wait to listen to you describe every weapon you’ve ever held! Don’t wait, call now!
LOL Carnik Con knocks it out of the park as usual. The tactical 900 thirst dude in the video is Peter Palma from Ms. Clean which I blogged about yesterday.
I remember those commercials coming on after SNL when I was younger (or maybe it was after In Living Color? I forget). Everything about those in this parody is dead on haha.
Would operate with. *calls number*
Hat tip: Smooth Operator, MrMaigo, T
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9 responses to “Tac Talk Operator Hotline”
I feel like I really need a 3 Operator moon T-shirt now.
Ditto! Please make it real!
It is real, you can grab it on their site shown in the video!
I can die in peace now…
I’m with ya on that on 10-4
In Living Color reference FTW. I have to go though, I need to make a call…
I think this is a great metaphor for the overwhelming “gun culture” of buying guns, talking about them to anonymous men, and never actually shooting. Also, it’s pretty funny at face value.
I hear this service is a major sponsor over on ARFCOM.
“Finally I can find somebody to talk to about how if I buy a AR rifle scope that costs less then 350 dollars I feel like I am less of a man. I could never totally operate covertly in Iran with a Bushnell TRS-25. Primary Arms reflex… or god forbid a chinese-made Acog knock-off. I can’t even bring up that stuff at the gun store… they will think I am some sort of airsoft wannabee or something! They will think my plate carrier is made in Korea or something!”
“Nobody around me seems to understands how incomplete or foolish I feel if I can’t bury my optic in mud or stomp on it in the sandbox and expect it to work afterwards.”
**sob quietly to myself as I reach for the phone and a credit card**