“PERCEPTION is reality” says the company who makes fake firearms:
Perceived Carry Decoys is the company. This is what they have to say about their “fake gun” product:
What are Perceived Carry Decoys? We’re glad you asked! Perceived Carry Decoys is a veteran owned entity that offers the worlds first and only way to exercise your 2nd amendment right, without the stigma or concerns associated with owning a gun.
PCD understands that not everyone is comfortable with owning an actual firearm. But why should those feelings affect your personal safety?
Now they no longer have to. With the launch of Perceived Carry Decoys, you may now give off the appearance that you are toting serious heat, while in actuality you have nothing more than a one piece device attached to your hip that is as harmless as a cell phone.You no longer have to worry about young children finding a loaded weapon. This all-in-one piece construction does not come apart. At a fraction of the price of a real firearm, you too may enjoy the benefits of carrying a weapon, without having to shell out hundreds(sometimes $1000’s) of dollars for something that statistics show probably will not and/or should not be used.
A PCD device is meant to be a means of crime deterrent, rather than a means of self defense. After all, who’s going to run up on a person with a gun?
While these are not actual firearms, their extreme resemblance to real guns tucked neatly in a holster may be enough to give you the jump on anyone who may wish to do you or your family harm.
The whole purpose of open carry is to give off the “don’t mess with me” persona. The whole purpose of Perceived Carry Decoys is to give off the appearance that you too are ready for anyone, anywhere.
No waiting for background checks, no fees for classes, permits, or ammunition, protect yours today!
Disclaimer: Perceived Carry Devices are not intended to be used in emergencies. If you find yourself in a life threatening situation, first seek safety, then dial 911 as you should when carrying a real firearm.
I’m pretty sure this is a joke… everything about it screams that I’m being trolled gently. Even the pictures are so bad, it’s almost too good to be true.
Thoughts?
Gat tip: T.O., NAZ
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29 responses to “Carrying A Fake Gun To Ward Off Criminals”
Supposedly the founder is a Marine Corps vet who claims to be pro-gun, but shares a bunch of Anti-gun links on his facebook business page. Just to spite this guy, I’m going to start a business selling banana holsters, they be way more effective that that piece of shit. Some asshole walks up to you with a gun, you whip that nanner out and peel that morherfucker right in their face and eat it. Only a bad motherfucker eats a banana with a gun pointed at them. Straight up gorilla warfare.
Just laughed out loud at the office. I’m gonna need a good explanation of what’s so funny about these TPS reports.
An aiwb nanner holster seems like it could replace the roll of quarters I carry in my front pocket for junk enhancement
Not only will the banana provide larger naturally shaped form in place of junk enhancement, it is a guaranteed method of self defense with out getting your own hands dirty. The key is to maintain eye contact while slowly eating the banana. This combo can be so disturbing that in extreme cases the perps turn the gun on themselves because what they just witnessed can’t be unseen, also known as suicide by CSF or cock shaped foods.
Comedy gold, there Game Changer. Bravo.
i think the real key to shove the banana up your own ass while maintaining eye contact (not gay in this case). i would not want to mess with anyone badass enough to shove a banana up their own tailpipe. if they are that willing to do that to themselves, Christ (who is the head of that house) only knows what they will do to me.
Jim Bob, the problem with that statement is that you THINK it will work more effectively. My method was stringently researched to meet an operationally effective index based on an eye to mouth proximity ratio. In other words, it is much easier for a perp to peripherally observe the slow eating of a banana while still looking into the eyes of the banana holster carrier or BHC for short. In contrast, this method allows the BHC to leverage maximum situational awareness supremacy while maintaining an upright combat initiative stature, which is crucial to deflecting blows with the three designated use of force applying appendages. Unless you insert a banana into your anus daily, it is an awkward kinetic movement that even when achieved with proper training, the eye to anus ratio DOES NOT yield the minimal proximity that eye to mouth exudes. Additionally, the bent over posture required to achieve such a position while also grabbing one ass cheek to ease insertion renders all three use of force applying appendages combat ineffective. Like I said earlier, what you think and research based methodology are two very different concepts. You may think kissing your sister is a good idea, but research has also proved otherwise.
this is the most pantsu on head retarded thing I’ve seen this year, and I live in England.
This just has to be a genius, moneymaking troll. Every page on the website, the entire “blog” and all of its “customer field reviews”, this just has to be a fake to mock and make money off of stupid anti gun people.
What could possibly go wrong here? Is this from the same crew who brought, or tried to bring, us the No Stock Needed chin stock?
Sounds like a good way to get yourself arrested for “brandishing a lookalike,” if not shot on the spot by criminals, cops or any real carrier who thinks you’re threatening them by flashing your “piece” at them.
Includes complimentary bottle of KY for when the criminal inevitably shoves your toy gun up your ass.
#prayaboutit
It’s as if he had an idea he knew he could make money with, and wanted to lightly troll the ignorant antis while taking money from their pockets. Capitalism at its finest.
I’m still trying to understand the logic of carrying a fake gun. I’m also still laughing about the “#prayaboutit” hashtag…
Or you could just buy an airsoft. Why would anyone go through the trouble of open carrying a fake gun. That’s pretty retarted. Troll Master.
I would definitely go with the Walther P99 dummy gun. Because when a bad guy robs me and shoves my dummy gun up my butt, a James Bond gun could make the incident up to 1% less humiliating. #Prayaboutit
That’s not a P99, it’s a P22 (external hammer and safety), so the shame and humiliation would actually increase by 43%, according to Kellerman.
You know that if you show it to your average thug, saying “I have a weapon”, he be like “Yeah, me too!” and draw a real one, and you’re pretty f*cked.
Plus, at least in France, if you flash your fake gun at the guy assaulting you, HE finds himself in a position of self-defense, and is legally authorized to beat the crap out of you.
Not sure if for real…
Or maybe an excellent way to confound folk like me?
This could potentially be a most epic troll. (And a money maker at the same time)
CHRIST i’m laughing MY ASS off at this.
I’m pretty certain this is a troll. In the military (or at least the Submarine service), the words “Perception is Reality” are usually used to explain why you’re getting in trouble for something. Someone perceived you as doing something (sleeping, fucking off on watch, not using proper PPE, not following safety procedures, not being in proper uniform, etc.) and decides to yell at you. Whether or not you where really doing something against the rules has nothing to do with it, just the perception that you where doing it. They don’t even have to get the rule right (I once saw an E8 enforce a superseded regulation, while the E6 whom he was punishing was following the current regulation). Total troll.
Wow…do the fake HKs cost more than the fake Glocks?
Yes. But next year there will be a $10,000 version of the fake glock from Salient Arms.
LOL! They should push it to the limit and offer customs.
The only limit is your imagination. Fake Deagle someone?
Maybe will they offer pink ones, so I can get one for the women in my life?
Reminds me of the fake kick-starters and fake panheads outlaw wannabes would glue on their Evo Harley Davidsons back during the Harley craze.
I think he be trolling the antis.
I hope.
If not, this shit is dumb and will get someone died or one of these shoved up their ass sideways.
Send one gun