The Organized Canadian Kid Militia – Five 56 Concepts

Holy Jesus this is 1 hour and 12 minutes long AND A SCHOOL PROJECT:

Operators: Little Blue, Giggles, Chief, Toshy, Jules, Monster, Mumbles, Blinken, Ralph, Bear, Boo, Monkey,

2:54 – I had no idea it was even legal for 11 year olds to shoot handguns with other kids in Canada, much less draw from a holster while laying on her back.  I know the video description says the dad was present.

4:23 – The tradition in their family on a kid’s 11th birthday is to get everything they need for their new Plate Carrier.  That’s legit.

35:34 – That was “Training” that you just witnessed those kids doing (according to her).

46:45 – Damn their mom must be a saint.  The amount of time I’ve seen mags hit the hardwood floor in this video I can’t even count.  There’s no way that’s not leaving dents. LOL

48:27 – Holy… robots live!  LOL at the gear and the scans too, wow.

So there you have it… if you made it though the whole thing that’s the organized kid militia of Five 56 Concepts out of Canada. Even if you didn’t like the video you have to respect the fact this is a school project haha. Pretty chilled out school, wow. Must be deep in rural Alberta. I can’t imagine any city schools anywhere being totally cool with this.

Honestly I don’t know what the hell I just watched / skipped through.  Just because you have a gun in your hand and are doing anything at all… it doesn’t count as training.  The post-engagement derp scanning was on point haha.  If they are having fun and staying safe I suppose no harm done.  The main girl mentioned at some point in the video about being in some sort of cadets training.

Organized-Kid-Militia-CanadaI probably missed a lot of parts I could have talked about… if anyone has any good ones to add be sure to let me know in the comments.

Thoughts? Would operate with?

Hat tip:  xPressureDropx


Comments

23 responses to “The Organized Canadian Kid Militia – Five 56 Concepts”

  1. holy cow. you sure they are not american lol

    1. JohnnyIShootStuff Avatar
      JohnnyIShootStuff

      Not fat enough to be american kids. American kids are more into virtual training and tactical cheetos.

  2. These Canuk kids operate harder than most American gun owners I know. I foresee a bleak future where we are all saved by the much feared Poutine battalion.

    1. KestrelBike Avatar
      KestrelBike

      Hooooooly shit hahahaha poutine battalion

    2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      LOL Poutine Battalion.

  3. Child soldiers/operators are the worst IMO… They are so small and fast that it is impossible to hit them + most ranging/leading equipment is calibrated for taller and slower targets.

  4. I feel like I stumbled across a group from Fallout while doing a side mission looking for Nuka Cola caps

  5. Looks like SBRs and grenade launchers are legal to own there as well. But 60 days to buy a firearm after you go through the whole process? I guess thats better than 8 months for a stinkin tax stamp.

    1. Might be flare launchers instead, I know those are a lot easier to get than full on grenade launchers. The skinniest kid gets the M14… love it. Would operate with. Probably.

  6. Socialkaos Avatar

    I think I need more than 1 wife . I want my very own platoon too.

  7. derpmaster Avatar

    I’d give it 99.995% odds that these kids are homeschooled.

  8. Delray Silverback Avatar
    Delray Silverback

    1m45s
    Clipping the chinstrap; gold ring says ‘Love’.

  9. No temple index, no italian accent, no tannerite, using eye and ear pro, fingers off trigger when not shooting..

    I would totally operate with.

  10. umop_3pisdn Avatar
    umop_3pisdn

    kony 2015 in canada

    looks like some tac response flavoring.
    head and shoulders above most americans, including myself
    color me impressed!

  11. MERICA’!!!!………..wait what…..where they at?

  12. Would operate with. Good job, kiddos.

  13. Kids are better suited for crew served weapons. Since these weapons are most commonly stationary we don’t have to worry about fatigue for the little ones. Plus crew serves teach teamwork

  14. They troll Yeager at 27:30ish. Legit.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha yesssss

  15. They also troll Instructor Zero at 44:00.

  16. Good job boys.

    Would oper8 with.

  17. Would operate with.

  18. Rick Cameron Avatar
    Rick Cameron

    these kids are exceptional and extremely hardworking.