Shooting Pumpkin Rapists From A Hayloft

LOL this guy.  Gross:

VizualCandi-Rickyhahah ummm.

On a related note, hayloft shenanigans are the best.  I used to run mad operations in my grandpa / uncle’s hayloft it’s lucky I didn’t break my everything.


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10 responses to “Shooting Pumpkin Rapists From A Hayloft”

  1. TAOFLEDERMAUS Avatar
    TAOFLEDERMAUS

    I thought that might have been a Canokon video at first. What happened to that dude?

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Yea I miss his vids. I know he works in the industry so I’m assuming he’s probably just busy with that :(

  2. Smooth Operator Avatar
    Smooth Operator

    That was hard to watch but when he presented the female pumpkin with some unknown white decoration across the face and said, “Stick your dick in it. It won’t tell you to do the dishes afterwards and feels a whole lot better than your hand” I grinned.

    The sad thing is I imagine some foreign users watching it out of context and thinking everyone here is nuts. With subtitles that would make for some good North Korean propaganda.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Haha propaganda. Yea no kidding.

  3. Rootbeer Joe Avatar
    Rootbeer Joe

    Feels a bit forced to be honest, and if I wanted to see a guy fucking about in a cheap wig i’d just go to this OG:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkL9Fpp1FF4

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Lol wtf did I just watch?

      1. Rootbeer Joe Avatar
        Rootbeer Joe

        Just your average youtube star. His MIDI keyboard game is off the charts
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTyi2uWUMg

  4. John Fritz Avatar

    Is he… is he wearing those world-famous straight-from-reality-TV-show-icon-Jonah-White Billy-Bob brand patented fake hillbilly teeth?

    Because if so, well then damn Sam.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      I sure hope so. If not we should start a Kickstarter to raise money.

  5. Yet again: another ambassador of the second amendment. *sigh*
    Although he at least knows which gun really gets the job done lol.