The LAV’s Name Rings Bells In Russia

Larry heads to Moscow to an awesome small arms archives at the central armed forces museum:

Saw-Puppet-BicycleHoly, the vid is sure awesome, I don’t know what was with the color it was like watching SAW haha.  I thought Larry was going be told by a puppet on a tricycle “I want to play a game”, then Larry would wake up in a bathtub with an empty can of beans beside him and commence farting glass shards while a timer counted down.  He’d have to assemble 15 very rare AK variants from a pile of random parts, and only then would he receive a handful of gas-x pills to stop the pain.

I could see how gun collecting if you were very rich could get extremely out of hand.  Wanting to acquire variants like those would always be like a dangling carrot in front of your face.

Thoughts?


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6 responses to “The LAV’s Name Rings Bells In Russia”

  1. Man, that looks like a blast.

  2. LongBeach Avatar

    That 2-shot burst is insane, too bad they couldn’t get it to work reliably. I’m beginning to really like the LAV.

  3. That two shot gun, the AN-94, was featured in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R., where it totally rocked. That said, I don’t know why LAV got a ammo jam. Perhaps he was dizzy from collecting radioactive artifacts.

  4. You get access to the rarest guns on earth and you choose the two least rare ones? What about the Korobov or the triple-barreled MG?

  5. Imagine if the AN-94 was the norm? That would be a fun range toy.

  6. I like him in these types of videos, rather than when he is on the range pimping out HK products while yelling “Brother” every two seconds.