Stitches Dares Somebody To Say That He Won’t Pull The Trigger

Everyone’s favorite pro-gun white rapper, now with Aimpoint, Magpul, and LWRC sponsorship:

If Ja Rule is cookie monster of the rap game, Stitches Is the angry cookie monster in this video.  I have to admit that the beat in his “Mail” music video is catchy… this song not so much.

There was some talk about Stitches being the son of a police officer / Miami Beach senior high alumni on the last vid of his I posted.  This is after all the internet so I don’t know if that guy’s story has any credibility to it.  I asked for a yearbook photo but he didn’t reply.

Stitches-RapperThoughts?  You bumpin Stitches tracks in the ride this summer?

Hat tip: Jim, Van


30 responses to “Stitches Dares Somebody To Say That He Won’t Pull The Trigger”

  1. Now sponsored by ENDO perhaps…..? Endo Mike waving a Deagle in the next vid would be TOTALLY gangsta bro!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Getting the Stitches endorsement would be amazing :P

      1. Jayson Avatar

        A Stitches / Endo parternship would be fucking EPIC. I would love that bruh.
        if you disagree you a DUCK. a DUCK.

        1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

          All we need is our AK-47s bruh bruh. I agree, anyone who isn’t down with the collab is a DUCK.

          1. Jayson Avatar

            LMAO now thatt is fucking funny :D
            but seriously, it needs to happen
            on my SK bruh

  2. I have never heard a white rapper drop the “N-bomb” before! @3:07 I just don’t what to say.

    1. don’t *know* what

      1. hydepark Avatar

        I’ve never understood why calling themselves and each other niggers is so popular. I theorize it’s a subconcious self-subjugating result of years of brainwashing by people like Sharpton and Jackson.

        1. Lolinski Avatar

          Maybe it is about taking away the power of the word through reductio ad absurdum?

  3. Anyone else wonder how he got the LWRC?

    1. Skip11B Avatar

      um…hes a gangsta. he bought it with all those hundo’s he has. Airsoft gun? hmmmm…..

  4. TheBear Avatar

    What the fuck did I just watch?

    1. Taylor TX Avatar
      Taylor TX

      Id have to agree, I got through less than 30 seconds.

  5. derpmaster Avatar

    Seeing the thumbnail of his mouth immediately reminded me of this image:

    1. dgdimick Avatar

      Damn, that’s going to take more then Listerine to wash out.

  6. Zachary Avatar

    You asked him for a yearbook photo? Good lord thats funny

  7. ChrisM Avatar

    This is completely awful. Ive been known to pump the gangsta rap from time to time but this is absolutely terrible.

    Mike is there a thumbs-down button we can add to ENDO? Give the people power to veto! Lol

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha I might just have to integrate the voting system.

  8. Critter Avatar

    what a douche.

  9. That 10 yard zero on the aimpoint.

  10. John F. Avatar

    He needs to work on his audio production a bit but he’s got something going’ on.

    Last rappers I listened to with any regularity was Public Enemy. While I watched dinosaurs roam the earth out my window.

  11. Andrew Avatar

    Mike y u do this, why don’t you cover Bodycount making a come back.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Right on Andrew, thanks for the heads up. I’m making a post up right now.

  12. Jayson Avatar

    the guy in his other vid comments that said his name was Jeremy and his dad was a cop etc etc is full of shit. First, if you’re going to expose him, why omit a surname ?

    Anyway, his name appears to be PHILLIP.

    His rap name used to be LIL PHIL:

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Gangsta! Phil could just be an alias too though *adjusts tinfoil hat*.

      1. Jayson Avatar

        hmmm true. maybe “Menace” isn’t Compton’s surname ? I guess I just assumed it would be such an odd alias to use a regular name. Then again, this is Stitches we’re talking about….. *adjusts my duck bill*

    2. Jayson Avatar

      s/full of shit/likely off the mark

      sorry, that was duckish of me

  13. FatMac1045 Avatar

    that was unadulterated bullshit……

  14. grinded nig Avatar
    grinded nig

    This fag ain’t no gangsta you stupid fucks hung on his dick super hard. Stitches is a faggot ass white nigger.