Pro-Gun White Rapper Stitches

What a scholarly looking 18 year old gent.  Glad to have him on our side:

Brick In Yo Face!  Perfectly reasonable to get a joker style scar tattoo on your face, and an AK on your cheek pointed towards your mouth.  Do you Stitches… do you.  I see you have a son who looks to be around the age of 2 or 3… please tell me he already has tattoos and sells baby cocaine or at least plays with huge amounts of similac powder just to become accustomed to powder?

I got an AK-47 on my face, ho / So you know I don’t shoot no pistol

Real talk Stitches.  That lady of streets will indeed know you do not fire anything but rifles, contrary to a few pictures on your Instagram page.

Is this an accurate sampling of Miami Dade county?  The bawsss Rick Ross AKA Officer Ricky AKA Ricky Rozay is also from Dade county as supported by the song Bitch I’m From Dade County.  Must be a rough place.

Oh and one more thing… if you’re sitting down make sure to check out his Instagram page.  

*Gasp* a “DUCK?” I’ve been called a lot of things online, but never a duck…. I’m so offended.

Stitches-RapperHat tip: Kevin, Jayson, Eric


Comments

52 responses to “Pro-Gun White Rapper Stitches”

  1. funnybookz Avatar
    funnybookz

    Duck, duck, goose?

    1. Barbie Avatar

      This tha man. Fuk
      Y’all N fuk tha police!! #FUCKAJOB

    2. Barbie Avatar

      Yep u stupit.

  2. russeh Avatar

    Unforgivably bad rap. We need an ENDO playlist of shit that doesn’t suck, with gangsta hits such as Hold An AK.

    Just hold your breath, and by the time you start feeling woozy, this guy will have committed suicide by cop somewhere. Dade PD is pretty wild. But shit, with dudes like this running around, you know they gotta be on point.

    1. Barbie Avatar

      This boi’d kill u. #CUM2DADENTRY

    2. Barbie Avatar

      U kno b Nuttin of DADE

  3. JoeDeke Avatar
    JoeDeke

    Bitch I got extendos!

    1. matt RRC Avatar
      matt RRC

      BITCH I GOT EXTENDOS! GO PLAY YOUR NINTENDO!

  4. I want to apologize for the good people of Miami. No, this excreta is in no way representative of how people behave down here…mostly because if you are acting like a dick in a car with an AK, you run the risk of getting your ass shot by a retiree or a mom on going to Publix.

    1. deborah zuniga Avatar
      deborah zuniga

      The realization is that my fifteen year old thinks it’s the bomb and so do his high school friends for his uncle showed it to us and then my son showed it to his pals now everyone at Coral Springs High School is down with stitches. Face it our kids love this , our parents looked down on us for Two Live Crew and NEW Times are changing but I know my generation that listened to old school did not turn out all that bad. In a few years someone else will surprise us even worse I just hope they are not as scary as this guy is because he is intimidating and with all the problems coming out of dade county you would think that they so would try and stop this kind of stuff but they did not stop 2 live Crew…..

  5. devon Avatar

    All the flashy rental cars but he cant get a better gun than a Tapco’d out sks? I guess cocaine isnt the high dollar business we thought.

    1. Kevin Avatar

      My thoughts exactly!

  6. has an AK on his face but probably only owns a shitty tacticool SKS like in his photo

    1. UBERhighspeed Avatar
      UBERhighspeed

      judging by the other pictures I’ve seen of him, it appears to be sadly true… but those extendos make all the difference. No reloads, you know…

  7. Scott Avatar

    FFL better have my century arms AK when i come to collect it.

  8. Skip11B Avatar
    Skip11B

    I cringed, I laughted, i raised an eye brow, i got sick…

    then he said extendo, WTF? I easily deduced what he meant by extendo’s but to imply that they hold infinite ammo he clearly misunderstands firearms.

  9. ‘ole cup o flour boy
    extendos
    SK’d duh fuk up
    smells bad cheese often

    24 carrot plastic grills
    YEAHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOI!

    Dude what the shit did I just watch? Is so bad. I must watch again

    I would rob the fuck out of this guy. And set hellraiser free.

  10. I just don’t even…

  11. Gwolf Avatar

    Taking bets that his real name is Mumpsie Hickenpoop III, and his parents want their credit cards back after getting the bill for this crapola.

  12. PrzFghtr Avatar
    PrzFghtr

    Miami Beach…the armpit of Florida.

    Feel sorry for his son.

  13. Dracon1201 Avatar
    Dracon1201

    It was so crap, he just made me laugh. Then he said, “B- I got extendos,” I just lost it. I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time.

  14. This dude is HORRIBLE! Pro gun or pro crack? If thats pro gun, then I see why they want to have mental background checks. This wask-ass rapper is the last person I want to see with a gun. And if im not mistaken, isn’t that a SKS he’s holding. At any rate, this dude ain’t no EMCEE. He’s a dope dealer rapper wannabee. Worldstar hits don’t equate to success idiot.

  15. jim bob Avatar
    jim bob

    i take mild offense at this entry today. it is not very kind to poke fun at the developmentally disabled.

  16. He did say extendos…

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      They are the new “High capacity assault clip!”

  17. And why in the pick is the bipod open when its one of those hybrid foregrip-pod jobs going on there?

  18. Ahhhh, I’m done with this dude!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      Hopefully he’s done with rap music.

      1. Indeed.

  19. tactical elite high speed word of the day:

    extendos

    They’re like cheetos but fer yer gunz

  20. Jayson Avatar

    ahahhahah i love it. in that OMG kind of way

  21. GameChanger Avatar
    GameChanger

    Isn’t it ironic that this guy should actually have his mouth stitched shut? Do the US a favor and stitch his pee hole shut as well, one kid is enough for this guy!

  22. Jayson Avatar

    bitch i got extendoz
    bitch i got extendoz
    don’t playwithmeboy don’t playwithmeboy
    go play your NINTENDO!!!

  23. pointblank4445 Avatar
    pointblank4445

    WTF is this shit?

    It frustrates me that people such as this exist….don’t let me down, Florida.

  24. Dogxhead Avatar
    Dogxhead

    DICK IN YO FACE! I PUT MY DICK IN YO FACE! WHATCHA GON DOOO WITH IT?!

    1. heavyfire7537 Avatar
      heavyfire7537

      LMFAO

  25. John F. Avatar
    John F.

    BFD. Why is anyone getting their knickers bunched up over this? For this particular genre, I’ve seen mighty worse. Both content and production value.

    Don’t forget, most politicians commit various forms of violence upon the American people that make Stitches look like Poppin’ Fresh.

  26. tincankilla Avatar
    tincankilla

    coming next week: a DiFi press conference about extendos…

  27. Manny Fresco Avatar
    Manny Fresco

    I like hip hop as much as you, but this sucks. Why even give him the exposure?

  28. At least he has his finger off the trigger in the thumbnail.

  29. Claywon Avatar
    Claywon

    MORE

  30. he’s probably a really nice guy in real life. But i think he’s too young to own a gun..

  31. VinceF Avatar

    Is it normal to bleed from the eyes? I think I just suffered a microaneurysm.

  32. Aaron Avatar

    Hmm, kid watched too many movies, listened to too much ICP and needs to go away…I feel bad for that kid thinking his daddy is normal. Folks, this kind of person is the reason why guns are ‘scarey’ and creates unnecessary laws. This ruins the image of a real pro-gunner.

  33. matt RRC Avatar
    matt RRC

    Future ENDO clothing model? I smell money! “I got that shirt in yo face, now what you gonna do wit it?”

  34. White rapper talking about coke and guns, gauntlet dropped –
    http://youtu.be/0Rao92BM62g?t=1m32s
    1:32 – 2:16

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      haha “the SKS with the bayonet”!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      hahaha amazing

  35. This fuckin dude makes Tapco SKS owners like myself look worse than we already do.
    #livingpaychecktopaycheck #tapcosaleatbasspro #extendosjammedmysks

  36. As someone born and raised in Miami/Ft Lauderdale, I can vouch this dude was a failed abortion at one point. Literally no one associates with this guy. Just another loud mouth punk.