MrColionNoir Doesn’t Like Being Profiled

MrColionNoir has feelings guys, and they are hurt :P

I think he should start wearing ENDO apparel on video again, rather than questionable $100 polo shirts with pink psycho bunnies on them.  I’m actually kind of surprised the NRA hasn’t asked him to chill on the luxury items when promoting their stuff because it might alienate people.  Although at the same time, they probably know he would tell them to piss off because he’s doing all right as a lawyer and they need him more than he needs them so they are biting their tongue.  Additionally, Judging by the comments he gets I’m guessing near 100% of his audience has zero idea that the stuff he wears is any different from a $12 poloshirt for example because frankly most of the time it isn’t different… but that’s not the point.  Because of that, MrColionNoir if you still read this blog what I really hope you do is just straight stunt on everyone and do reckless shit like wear multiple watches in the few hundred thousand range, platinum chains, exotic leathers incorporated into your clothing, post pics of the exotic cars you cop, ladies you roll with… the whole deal so haters can keep doing what they do best and hate.  Maybe that’s what the purpose of this NOIR show I keep hearing about will be?  Hater acquisition.

MrColionNoir-ENDO-New-York-ReloadI wonder if he ever regrets the hat thing?  I used to like wearing hats all the time, but now I can’t stand them and wear them mainly so I don’t get sun AIDS or whatever you can get from a sunburn nowadays.



17 responses to “MrColionNoir Doesn’t Like Being Profiled”

  1. ManBeerOwl Avatar

    Perhaps not nearly as many people are paying attention to the kind of shirts he’s wearing. At least I am not looking at them with the same level of attention that I would were I no longer receiving free advertising from him.

    1. TheBear Avatar

      Yeah I would not have noticed either.

  2. hydepark Avatar

    He’s a lawyer???!? I never would have guessed simply based on his obviously strained and almost unnatural grasp of the English language.

    I think I’m the only one here who can’t stand his boring and pretentious videos.

    1. TheBear Avatar

      Yeah I think you’re in the minority there. I love the guy.

      1. hydepark Avatar

        Even the makeup?

      2. jim bob Avatar

        “Yeah I think you’re in the minority”

        i see what you did there.

    2. lol, the hate is strong in this one.

  3. hydepark Avatar

    Oh and sorry for the double ish post. Does he wear makeup too?

  4. Sun AIDS… nice. I hate and fear the dayball.

  5. Times are a’changing… used to enjoy his humorous gun videos and Walking Dead review vids, etc. Oh well, I’ll go watch something by Dugan again…

  6. I don’t know who this is.

  7. Al Cohol Avatar

    ^ Da haters!

  8. I most definately still read the site.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Sweet! I knew you checked it occasionally I just didn’t know how often. Always good to hear from you! We need to meet up sooner or later when I decide to come to one of those events sometime.

  9. I agree 100% and totally hate the left/right paradigm. I’ve heard rumors of a mythical beast called a libertarian…

  10. dgdimick Avatar

    I don’t like the makeup also. What’s with the weird face ticks?

    Damn, I guess we are so pleased with Colion Noirs message, we can now bash his look?

    Hell Ya!

  11. VinceF Avatar

    The common sense in what this gent says makes my little heart swell, and gives me hope that maybe, maybe, just MAYBE this country isn’t on a total downward spiral.