Silencerco delivers this April fools:
Whether you are a Diviner of Decibel or a Sorcerer of Sound, the Wizard Staff was created for you. From acromantula hunting to divination, the Wizard Staff will ensure soundless success.
The Wizard Staff has a unique CTA baffle stack consisting of 44 polished Mithril baffles designed for an infinite dB reduction of sound. The 36 inches of soundless magic is easily disassembled by even the most novice necromancer to provide full user serviceability. The ageless construction of rare and exotic materials makes the Wizard Staff indestructible. The eternal warranty ensures the Wizard Staff will last as long as any immortal being wielding this impressive firearm silencer.
Very nice work. Normally I hate April Fools and am tempted to click “mark all as read” in my RSS reader, but videos like this make it all worth while.
I’d put money on the fact Silencerco is probably getting hundreds of emails like “Hey guys, I know that was a joke and all… but can I buy one?”.
Thoughts?
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3 responses to “Silencerco Wizard Staff Suppressor”
Immediately thoughts of Joker’s gun from the original Batman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hasipuR7-as
Imagine the sound suppression if this was real (minus the mithril and stuff of course) I’d honestly like to see how effective a suppressor with 47 k baffles would be
22 Thousand silver?!?! Who the hell do I look like, Smaug sitting on my giant f***ing hoard?!?