Tactical High Speed Low Drag Laser Guided Pizza Cutter

If you’re not operating a tactical pizza cutter on the reg you’re not Tier 1 enough to live:




$30 from ThinkGeek.

Epic how it comes with the laser / flashlight but yet can be removed to expose a full picatinny rail underneath.  I’d probably opt for a Nightforce 5-25x because I’m smooth like that with the long distance ops.

The pizza cutter body is a Zinc alloy, but for some reason it’s not dishwasher safe though… does Zinc have trouble with soap and hot water?  Oh.. Maybe they think people won’t remove the laser / light before washing.



7 responses to “Tactical High Speed Low Drag Laser Guided Pizza Cutter”

  1. pointblank4445 Avatar

    This will go great with the roll-out (pun intended) of the ENDO 3XL, 4XL, and 5XL shirts!

    1. SittingDown Avatar

      I’m waiting for the 5XXXXXXXL so I can ship one to Yeager. ;)

  2. ZBalentine Avatar

    But will it also help me “slice the pie”?

  3. You have to be fucking kidding me.

  4. Definitively a piece of kit every COD/Battlefield addict should have (+ the dudes at Dynamic Pie, of course !).

  5. SittingDown Avatar

    NVG and IR laser version out soon. For the truly tactically adept.

  6. Tao Fleder Maus Avatar
    Tao Fleder Maus

    Does the light really spray out like that?