If you’re not operating a tactical pizza cutter on the reg you’re not Tier 1 enough to live:
$30 from ThinkGeek.
Epic how it comes with the laser / flashlight but yet can be removed to expose a full picatinny rail underneath. I’d probably opt for a Nightforce 5-25x because I’m smooth like that with the long distance ops.
The pizza cutter body is a Zinc alloy, but for some reason it’s not dishwasher safe though… does Zinc have trouble with soap and hot water? Oh.. Maybe they think people won’t remove the laser / light before washing.
Thoughts?
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7 responses to “Tactical High Speed Low Drag Laser Guided Pizza Cutter”
This will go great with the roll-out (pun intended) of the ENDO 3XL, 4XL, and 5XL shirts!
I’m waiting for the 5XXXXXXXL so I can ship one to Yeager. ;)
But will it also help me “slice the pie”?
You have to be fucking kidding me.
Definitively a piece of kit every COD/Battlefield addict should have (+ the dudes at Dynamic Pie, of course !).
NVG and IR laser version out soon. For the truly tactically adept.
Does the light really spray out like that?