Brazilian Pizza Shop Robbers Get Waxed

*puts sunglasses on* Looks like they got more than just the dough:



0:22 – I gotta hand it to him.. that phone snatch / casual floor smash looked badass.

0:56 – Lucky he was wearing a helmet, otherwise that would have hurt!  Oh wait…



28 responses to “Brazilian Pizza Shop Robbers Get Waxed”

  1. BlazingZero Avatar

    Hmmm makes me want to order pizza and watch Elite Squad 1 & 2

  2. William Brown Avatar
    William Brown

    I saw this earlier at another website, and I laughed, because people Immediately said this took place in America, that it HAD to since everyone is so gung ho about firearms.

  3. SittingDown Avatar

    *Benny Hill Theme Music Plays*

  4. Looked like an ambush to me, then practically an execution.

    1. SittingDown Avatar

      “Negotiation’s over. Sentence is death.” -Judge Dredd

  5. no ISO cubes for them…done Judge Dredd style….. ;)

    1. SittingDown Avatar

      Except the LEO won’t get sent into an arid wasteland where he’ll be tortured by a cyborg cannibal.

  6. ohh schnapps!

  7. Ambush? Execution? Huh…. 0_o

  8. DoubleTap Avatar

    dumb asses

  9. The criminals of the world should by now be fearing the immediate repercussion of their actions.

  10. SittingDown Avatar

    Who’s that peekin’ in my window? BLAU. Nobody now.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Perfect track for this post. Well done man, now i’m listening to Soul Food non stop!

  11. Brazil…. Crime is so bad that cops cannot take the chance of making an arrest. The video of the motorcycle shooting last week was also from Brazil.

  12. cottewmitch Avatar

    COMPLETELY lit up. also, that was the shittiest pizza shop ever.

  13. dgdimick Avatar

    Isn’t Brazil hosting the next Olympics? I guess they are just trying to be like Uncle Berry’s hometown.

  14. sappper911 Avatar

    Although these guys are bad, its still hard to watch someone die. I prey that I never have to kill someone in defense of my family. Sad video.

    1. I feel the same way sapper911. Can’t help but having mixed feelings about this and the motorcycle incidents from earlier. I do believe in personal responsibility, but wide spread violent criminality are the fruits of a failed society. Looking at the United States, it’s very convenient for our politicians to blame the guns for the violence, when the violence is ultimately a sign of their failure.

  15. sappper911 Avatar

    Although these guys are bad, its still hard to watch someone die. TI pra
    y that I never have to kill someone in defense of my family. Sad video.

  16. Awesome result, i was wondering why the dude was dancing around at the door until i finally saw the cop.
    You need to keep this for future reference mike
    (•_•) , ( •_•)>⌐■-■ , (⌐■_■)

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      hahah I’ll have to keep that ASCII around for sure… epic thanks.

  17. dgdimick Avatar

    After rewstching this again, it looks like the cop shot him again while he was down.

    1. tincankilla Avatar

      yep, right in the liver, judging by the amount of blood that spewed both ways. kill shot, basically. looks like he waited until they cleared the employees so he had a reliable backstop, but then still shot deliberately. if he’d been nypd, half the employees would have been on the ground with leg and gut shots.

      1. and a bystander 2 blocks away

  18. Sweet! I’ve been on those streets in Botucatu! Tem muita gente favelada como esses ladrões. Botucatu isn’t even a big costal’s way inland a good 100 miles from the biggest inland city Campinas which has about 3M people. As the locals would say after seeing the mess on the floor “bem feito!” (well done)

  19. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

    1. SittingDown Avatar

      There were swords involved? ;)

  20. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

    It’s always nice when people who deserve to get got finally get got.