High Capacity Pencil Assault Weapon With 32 Round Assault Clips

Joerg Sprave the crazy sling shot guy makes every teachers worst nightmare:

Needs MOAR shoulder thing that goes up, not to mention a cooling fan on the magazine.

The way he puts these things together is always the most interesting part.  I still think he could make more than a comfortable living if he were license out the designs to get produced / sold.

Not one of his most deadly guns, but I still wouldn’t want to be hit by it.

Joerg-SpraveWhat are those black pencils anyway?  Is that some German thing?  Bro do you even HB?  Ahhh I see Faber-Castell on the zoom in… dude is rich!  I used to write with those yellow ones from Wal-Mart before I found a refillable mechanical pencil I liked using.  On a related note, how heartbreaking is it when you lose a mechanical pencil that has been with you through thick and thin?  Sorry, I got feels there reminiscing about lost past pencils that I never found. *pours out liquor*



6 responses to “High Capacity Pencil Assault Weapon With 32 Round Assault Clips”

  1. Ole'Wolf Avatar

    FINALLY! An auto MADE to fight all those darn Vampires!!!

  2. I too know the pain of the lost mechanical pencil. *takes shot and tosses one one the floor; one for me one for my homie*

  3. wow!
    I bet this crazy can’t wait for the zombie apocalypse. He wants to capture a zombie so he can experiment on it.

  4. Every operator knows that yellow pencils wouldn’t have been very tactical in a real situation. You’re just opening yourself up to OPFOR spit wads going in with blazing yellow pencils!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      ahhhh rookie mistake, you got me Cory haha.

  5. Sledgecrowbar Avatar

    Joerg is the ex-little boy we all wish we could strive to be. I’m not sure what happened to him in his life that made him so right.