Joerg Sprave the crazy sling shot guy makes every teachers worst nightmare:
Needs MOAR shoulder thing that goes up, not to mention a cooling fan on the magazine.
The way he puts these things together is always the most interesting part. I still think he could make more than a comfortable living if he were license out the designs to get produced / sold.
Not one of his most deadly guns, but I still wouldn’t want to be hit by it.
What are those black pencils anyway? Is that some German thing? Bro do you even HB? Ahhh I see Faber-Castell on the zoom in… dude is rich! I used to write with those yellow ones from Wal-Mart before I found a refillable mechanical pencil I liked using. On a related note, how heartbreaking is it when you lose a mechanical pencil that has been with you through thick and thin? Sorry, I got feels there reminiscing about lost past pencils that I never found. *pours out liquor*
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6 responses to “High Capacity Pencil Assault Weapon With 32 Round Assault Clips”
FINALLY! An auto MADE to fight all those darn Vampires!!!
I too know the pain of the lost mechanical pencil. *takes shot and tosses one one the floor; one for me one for my homie*
wow!
I bet this crazy can’t wait for the zombie apocalypse. He wants to capture a zombie so he can experiment on it.
Every operator knows that yellow pencils wouldn’t have been very tactical in a real situation. You’re just opening yourself up to OPFOR spit wads going in with blazing yellow pencils!
ahhhh rookie mistake, you got me Cory haha.
Joerg is the ex-little boy we all wish we could strive to be. I’m not sure what happened to him in his life that made him so right.