Kirsten Weiss Assassinates Balloons From A Crotch Rocket

My e-girlfriend K-Dub (that’s what I call her) has a youtube channel now:

When I watched the above video, I was kind of wondering why she would upload something where she took multiple shots at each target.  Like, damn K-Dub aren’t you supposed to be a Tier -7 sniper?  The number of medals you’ve earned for shooting is more than the number of times I’ve asked myself “Will I be alone forever?” in the last hour… and that’s a lot.

Kirsten emailed me and said “Trolls be trollin’” (her exact words) so she uploaded this new video (see below) where she cracked all three balloon heads with one shot each.  Yea Kirsten and I are cool like that with the email communication, whatever though no biggie.  Don’t act surprised when we’re instagramming selfies together from a Bellagio penthouse suite hot tub next SHOT show.

Kirsten-Weiss-ShootingIrrational jealousy aside, WHO IS THAT GUY WITH THE BIKE KIRSTEN?!  I thought we were e-exclusive?  Why do you gotta play with my emotions like this boo?

You can subscribe to Kirsten’s youtube channel here.



17 responses to “Kirsten Weiss Assassinates Balloons From A Crotch Rocket”

  1. Sorry Mike, but it’s me. If I knew she was your girl I would have laid off for realz.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Tread lightly Poppy haha.

  2. I bet she farts

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar


  3. She is a cutie no doubt, but I think she cracked off more than one shot each.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Yea in video one she did… in #2 I believe it was one shot each.

  4. I never want her ticked at me. Excellent shot.

  5. Cuban Pete Avatar

    Meh. The only part I liked was her ass.

  6. Lol I maybe it’s just because it is the weekend but I feel like a lot of people just don’t understand these types if posts when you do them. I laughed.

  7. Interesting. When we were sending guys to be trained as door gunners (1st Cav, early ’80’s), I was fascinated to find out that you have to aim behind the target due to the forward velocity of the aircraft. I suspect the lovely young lady had to do the same, which makes it a more difficult shot than it appears.

  8. GuyOnBike Avatar

    U MAD BRO?

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Lol nice one.. so mad.

  9. I’m really digging the electrical tape go-pro mount.

    Mike, I know what you should get her…. =-D

  10. SittingDown Avatar

    She truly ASS-ASS-inated those balloons.

  11. Her knees are very sharp. 2/10 would not do.

    1. SittingDown Avatar

      So you’re saying she has knees?

  12. Ok, have to say this right off. That is the sexiest thing I have seen in a long time. Nooo, not her arse. Her rifle! Who was the artist?

    Of course, I am human, she has gorgeous eyes.

    But that barrel! That stock! I must know!