Piers Morgan Reads ENDO

Piers Morgan shows ENDO some love through a tweet a couple days ago in some back and forth he had with female Washington Times gun loving badass Emily Miller:

The initial tweet which sparked the twitter debate:

Emily mocked him about “Holstering a Rifle”:

The tweet above was to set up his argument that “Rifles can be holstered” by the look of it.  I’m not sure why anyone would care to holster a rifle (most of the time) and not sling it, but whatever it has some comfort purposes in hunting applications I suppose, and either way to each their own.  I don’t know what his angle with proving that a couple different types of rifle holsters exist was, but I’m sure it was that a holster increases killing power tenfold or something along those lines.  It was too late to back out at this point even though he likely knew he slipped up.  Couldn’t let Emily Miller have the best of him though so…

Suddenly Piers remembered a post he saw on my site (during a past daily visit to see if I trolled him again), so he decided to share it in an attempt to shut Emily Miller down for good:

Piers-Morgan-Eyes-Closed-Mouth-Open-Ears-OffAs you can see that short link goes to a post I made back in February showcasing the Deplorable Extremely Retarded Rifle Retention Platform (DERRRP).  Basically an awkward novelty “holster” made purely for trolling.  Piers took the bait, and made himself look like an idiot on twitter.  He’s pretty much the master of making himself look like an idiot in any form of media.  A quick site search for Piers Morgan will bring you up to speed if you’re not already there.

I can’t wait until Piers brings up “AR-15 high capacity assault rifle holsters for your belt which are made from undetectable space age plastic” on his show sometime.

I feel that with the advertising money Piers made me along with some shirt sales I might have made because of him I should almost go buy another AR-15 lower just because. ;)



21 responses to “Piers Morgan Reads ENDO”

  1. Shooter McGavin Avatar
    Shooter McGavin

    I wonder if the dipshit drinks SBUX.

    One can only hope he is around to catch an ND to a vital organ.

    Ps. Did I go full hipster by abbreviating Starbucks??

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Haha SBUX Is their NASDAQ ticker! Are hipsters into finance? Probably too mainstream.

  2. I’m tempted to join twitter so I can hate on Piers Morgan.

  3. Whats with all the hate for Piers Morgan? Of course he was referring to all of the people that were going to be riding their horses into Starbucks. He is just smarter than the rest of us.


  4. So, the tard trolled himself. Total fucking WIN !!

  5. Morgan is a fucking retard.

  6. SittingDown Avatar

    Only Morgan could bring up that monstrosity again.

  7. LOL I wish I could “LIKE” this.

  8. Matt in FL Avatar
    Matt in FL

    I can honestly say that removing this guy from the world would be like pulling your hand out of a bucket of water. Nobody would even know he was gone. He wouldn’t even be conspicuous in his absence.

  9. bubbagump Avatar

    DUDE! he linked to your site!
    Just change the article to redirect to a goatse.

    The lulz will be epic.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      LOL goatse redirect! I like your style.

  10. Just because one derp is doing something worthless to get attention (like making AR holsters) doesn’t make it a legitimate item worth a rational person’s time…sort of like the Pierce Morgan show.

  11. Haha, Piers Morgan is a cunt.

  12. He could have done a piece about it while wearing a guns and coffee t shirt

  13. I googled “Bring Your Gun To Starbucks” and then came up with a link that led to a story about an accidental shooting at a Starbucks in Florida. But you have to read the last paragraph:

    This is just the latest in a string of accidental shootings. In June alone, a 13-year-old Nevada girl [link in article] was accidentally shot by a friend anda Texas boy shot his 13-year-old stepsister [link in article] while making his AK-47 “safe.”

    What do accidental killings in Texas and Nevada, in June, have to do with an August gun accident in Florida? I’d really like to know.

    1. Matt in FL Avatar
      Matt in FL

      Even better, the “August gun accident in Florida” was a 3 month old retread story. The incident actually happened in May.

      1. I didn’t catch that. Thanks!

  14. Handguns go in holsters, rifles go in scabbards.

  15. I had to reply to that tweet when he first sent it out…


    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Haha awesome, thanks Sean!

  16. That’s clearly not an AR in that holster. What else you got, Morgan?