Budget Tactical Hot Dog

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Someone needs to step their tactical hot dog game up:

Tactical-Operator-Hot-Dog

Pfft only 1 rail?  A cheap-ass laser / red dot combo? … The flashlight looks like a Surefire I own, so that’s operator and gets a pass.

I want to see a Nightforce scope, Trijicon red dot canted side mount, quad rail, Surefire pressure switch light with pressure switch tucked inside the bun, M203 grenade launcher (filled with explosive ketchup loads), back up iron sites canted, iPhone mounted with ballistics app… Oh I could go on and on.  Oh and the hotdog has to be premium inside a brioche bun with artisan ketchup.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: SayUncle

Comments

9 responses to “Budget Tactical Hot Dog”

  1. AAFES Hot Dog Guy Avatar
    AAFES Hot Dog Guy

    FINALLY! A WEAPON GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY TALENTS!

  2. SittingDown Avatar
    SittingDown

    No mustard? Not tactical with mustard.

    1. SittingDown Avatar
      SittingDown

      *without mustard. ;) Doh!

  3. Jess Banda Avatar
    Jess Banda

    Costa just signed a branding deal for it…

  4. IllTemperedCur Avatar
    IllTemperedCur

    Ketchup on a hot dog?

    Heathen.

    1. BBJones Avatar
      BBJones

      Dirty Harry does not approve of Ketchup on hotdogs.

  5. DV Avatar
    DV

    M203* not M240

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      ACK! Thanks, I corrected it.

  6. Jim P. Avatar
    Jim P.

    But is it Yeager approved?