Another Day Another Smartphone Assassinated

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Richard Ryan Tech Assassin AKs the new Nokia Lumia:

Life is so much cooler in slow motion.  If I had a slow motion camera I’d definitely film myself doing random stuff like hopping out of cars, jumping guard rails, and taking my sunglasses on and off just to re-watch them over and over to see how badass I look.

Richard-Ryan-ENDOMy suggestion to Richard for a tech assassin: Penetration test on iPads!  Line 10 of them up and see how far a .50 BMG round can get.

Thoughts? Any suggestions for him?

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    PhoenixNFA

    Buy a cheap scope from Walmart and film shooting it through the front with the fitty cal.