Piers Morgan Is An Idiot – I’d Remove Every Gun In America

wow…

He employs a classic gun control argument strategy of asking a question and then talking over top of the answer in a loud annoying voice.

Peirs really should move to a country where civilian gun ownership isn’t allowed.  Maybe back in his home country where there are knife surrender bins and he can be spied on by cameras every time he leave his house?

I fail to see why the American public makes usless people like him famous in the first place. Is there that much of a need for condescending douchebags with accents on U.S. television?

Thoughts?


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43 responses to “Piers Morgan Is An Idiot – I’d Remove Every Gun In America”

  1. The last two sentences you made are the two most important. Why are scum like Piers Morgan placed on a pedestal of fame and idolatry? He obviously hates this country and what it stands for…yet he’s making something like $12 million a year while Hipster zombies mentally perform fellatio on him. Why aren’t single mothers who work three jobs to make sure their children have jackets in the winter being praised like this babbling idiot? Of course he hates the Second Amendment because he can afford to go to the grocery store in an armored motorcade whilst being escorted by two armed bodyguards. If I could afford that do you think I’d spend so much money trying to find the perfect holster for hiding a Nighthawk 1911 down the crack of my ass? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. And to summarize the actual argument here…what are those single mothers (and all honest, law abiding citizens) supposed to do when two or three armed coke freaks and meth heads try to break down her door at 3 in the morning….try to hold them off in a corner with a steak knife? This scumbag is the epitome of what’s wrong and where our beliefs and system of morals is heading. I understand there are gun related crimes…but take away peoples most modern and efficient means of defending themselves and those gun related crime numbers would be in the MILLIONS not the thousands. P.S. This is my first post here love your site!!

    1. oh, no,no,no, steak knives must be turned into the authorities at the conveniently located bins.

    2. I read your comment in the voice of Clay Davis. It made a good comment better.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70eU840lc38

    3. Gary L. Avatar

      Do you spit or swallow after mental fellatio?

  2. shockfish08 Avatar
    shockfish08

    Wowww… just wow. Brit boy there mindlessly gives out statistics without full context and it comes out sounding god awful. Yeah we may have more violence as a whole than smaller countries, but that is exactly it; we are bigger than them in size and population with allot of rough and challenging conditions in-between.

    “Time to wake up and smell the capuchino” WOW I never ever thought I knew what a stuck up elitist suit looked like till I heard those words.

  3. Piers Morgan is citing statistics out of context. He brings up the UK and Japan, but those are ISLAND countries that are considerably smaller than the US. It’s easier to control the circulation of guns on such lands, but somewhere as large as the US, a place that can’t even secure the southern border? Good fucking luck. He brings up Japan as somewhere where there’s very little gun violence, but he does not at all bring up Switzerland which also has very little gun violence. The key factor in violent crime rates are cultural and socioeconomic factors, but obviously anti-gun activists seldom ever acknowledge this. Rather than dealing with violent crime at its roots, they’d rather pin the blame on guns and call it a day. Also, in the UK burglary and knife crime rates have gone up, as that guy tried to mention but Piers decided to talk over instead.

    1. shockfish08 Avatar
      shockfish08

      What I said… but yeah Switzerland is an excellent example.

  4. Piers Morgan: “The 2nd amendment was devised with muskets in mind, not high-powered handguns & assault rifles. Fact.”

    Carol Roth: @piersmorgan “It was devised 4 people 2b able 2 protect themselves w same type of weaponry used by those from whom they might need protection”

    Piers Morgan: @caroljsroth “Where exactly does it say that in the Constitution – must have missed it?”

    Carol Roth: @piersmorgan “right next to the word “muskets””

    Score! Nevermind that the right and responsibility of every free man to self defense has been recognized in western law since at least the Migration era (that’s 1600+ years) and this precedes and supersedes the constitution; I love how she pants’d the useful idiot.

    1. Where’s his cavalier British twat attitude on modern media, the internet and news? Where are his calls to end the internet and radio?

      Because obviously the First Amendment was only created with wooden, hand operated printing presses in mind right?

  5. LiquidFlorian Avatar
    LiquidFlorian

    Jeremy Clarkson did not hit him hard enough.

    1. shockfish08 Avatar
      shockfish08

      Indeed!

  6. And as soon as Piers grows a pair… and a spine… and anything even approximating “character”, and leads the confiscation squads himself as they knock down doors and collect firearms, I will give a tinker’s damn about his totalitarian wet dreams.

    Until then, he is nothing more than a hate-filled, cowardly British subject who despises America for having the unmitigated gall to be different from his rapidly-auguring-in home country, despite having kicked their asses a time or two in the past.

    *shrug* It speaks volumes that America’s Got Talent improved by an order of magnitude when they replaced this bloviating imbecile with… wait for it… Howard Stern.

  7. I’ll bet Morgan has armed security guards.

  8. There is a reason Jeremy Clarkson has put out a reward for the first person who kicks him in the balls…

  9. There is a reason he is no longer the editor of the Daily Mirror… Look up exactly why this buttwipe was fired from one of the biggest left wing rags in the UK.

  10. farmerjoe Avatar

    Peirs is a leftist douchebag, just the type of person CNN wants to move their agenda forward. I’m sure Peirs would appreciate some comments at

    http://www.cnn.com/feedback/show/?s=piersmorgantonight&hdln=2

  11. shockfish08 Avatar
    shockfish08

    After watching this and doing some thinking I decided to meme the shit outta this guy. Enjoy :)

    http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1354907601706069669.jpg

  12. So some upper crust stuck up britsh douche with a silly name wants Americans to give up their guns?
    How original. Does he want to tax tea too?

  13. I hate these debates. It’s really, really easy; bad guys, do bad things. So if it’s illegal to get a gun… Why would they care? They’re gonna do illegal shit with it anyways. I think the Ice-T interview was the best if I remember correctly.

  14. Of course he is an idiot thats why Jeremy Clarkson punched him. LOL!

  15. Cuban Pete Avatar
    Cuban Pete

    I’m still waiting for Piers Morgan to raise a stink about the knife that OJ Simpson used to shoot Nicole and that jew kids she was with!

  16. when will somebody with some sense go on tv and say legal gu owners arent out here doing 99 percent of these murders its the criminals with illegal guns. which they can obtain whether guns are legal or not.

  17. the population of the uk is 60million, and has around 2000 murders a year, populaton of the usa is 300million, theres around 16000 murders in the us a year, the united states has almost 5 times more people. so in reality comparing the two is a joke really, like comparing apples to oranges. so 2000 murders x 5 times more people = 10,000 murders a year for the uk so not so polarizing then just only 2000, murders is it.

    1. i used to live there, not a safe place. Plus their police are worthless.

  18. Today’s tragedy! !!! And all this dumbass foreigner can say is get rid of guns. So Piers, you’re telling me that if guns were allowed in schools by faculty and any other legal gun owner, THAT STUPID S.O.B. WOULD HAVE EVEN THOUGHT HE WOULD’VE MADE IT THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!!!!!!!!! Think about it!! Cowards don’t go looking for confrontation! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NRA FOR LIFE. Why don’t you just give it a rest in this time of mourning! !!!!!!!! Normally I would never say a thing but you piss me off when you bully a guest into a corner! Just because your are the host!!! GOD BLESS AND OUR PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU IN CONNECTICUT!

  19. Piers says to get rid of all the guns…. Wow…. So only the criminals who don’t follow gun laws in the first place would acquire them….that would sure help….Piers just go home if you like it there so much.

    1. Piers is safe here, i am sure he has armed bodyguards…….wait..

  20. I think the first amendment is the one that needs changing. The founding fathers figured free speech was just how many people you could talk to at a town hall, or a few small printers, if you could read.
    They had no idea of tv, internet and twitter, the first amendment should not apply to weapons of mass disinformation.

  21. Dave Rotheson Avatar
    Dave Rotheson

    Piers Morgan is an idiot. People who want ANYTHING, can get there hands on it. Gun control did what? Drug control did what? Im sorry is he comparing other countries to America, the ONLY country that keeps TEH ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD from being attacked by WHOEVER wants to attack them?
    THE ONLY
    REASON
    THAT ANY OTHER COUNTRY HAS THE FREEDOM
    TO DO ANYTHING OR WHATEVER THEY WANT
    IS BECAUSE OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION
    period.
    OH SHIT DID PIERS JUST GET HIS NUTS HANDED TO HIM BY THE DEPUTY SHERIFF!? DAMNNNNN

  22. Yes ban all guns…….the ban on drugs has sure worked. God Bless Sandy Hook

  23. Uncle Ted Avatar

    Piers Morgan – I’ve never listened to a bigger idiot in my life. His stupidity would make people like myself who agree with some increased gun control want to rethink it. Somebody shut thus frigging moron up.

  24. Listened to Piers for a little while tonight (12-18-12) and my God does he ever have it all wrong! He is very much an idiot!

  25. I’m just a dumb-ass Canadian who happens to think the world of America. I don’t own guns but have shot plenty of them plinking and stuff. And I gotta say…I like the NRA but I can go with a restriction on large magazines. But for that idiot Brit to talk about an AR-15 semi as an assault weapon is utter nonsense. What the hell Military uses a semi .223? I was in the McDonald’s restaurant many years ago in San Ysidro CA when years later a madman shot it up and killed 21 innocent people. And let me be clear. If my kids were in a restaurant I’ll take the one where diners with concealed carry permits are quietly enjoying their meal when a madman bursts thru the door. Hands down!

  26. The idiot claims an ar15 can shoot 4-6 rounds a second. Or a 100 rounds a minute. 4-6 a second would be 240-360 a minute. Witch is it dumbass? He needs to go back where he came from. I can’t stand watching him.

    1. One of the rags, i think wsj had and icon of a glock that said 6 shots per second. I have no idea where they get these ideas from.

  27. Limey arsehole. I bought Piers a ticket to Great Britian and he declined its use. Is he afraid of authorities in the UK? Is he up on charges related to pedophilia? I think Piers might be a kid toucher.

  28. I don’t know why any of these bleeding heart liberals in Hollywood feel like there spoon feed opinion matters to anyone! Piers please just do us all this one little favor…..shut up and be a good little victim!

  29. Piers is a narrow minded simpleton! He is a genuine Fucktard.

  30. You are an idiot. Piers Morgan is wonderful. Idiots like you t fucks with USA and the rest of the wolrd with your politics of war. We in Brazil (and the rest of the world) hate you americans. eople with no heart, that let your own people die without healthy insurance. Ridiculous! PIers Morgan for president of USA! And FUCK YOU< SON OF A BITCH!

    1. ManBeerOwl Avatar

      Thank you for the warm comments from Brazil. Go back to being completely irrelevant, from a completely irrelevant quadrant of the Earth, whose sole contribution to humanity has been cocaine and pussy waxing. When the world needs its serf’s advice, we’ll come to that forgotten continent. Otherwise, smile pretty for the travel shows and the third world dictators, the only people who know you exist.

  31. Nice of him to drop in and try to change the American Constitution. Anything else we should change your Majesty?

  32. Mr. Buttstein Avatar
    Mr. Buttstein

    PIERS MORGAN IS A CNN EMPLOYEE…WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ONE OF THE MOST “UNTRUTHFUL”, “WAR MONGERING”, “PRO-ZIONIST”, PEDOPHILE & HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITING PLACES IN THE UNIVERSE?? THERE ARE MANY RUMOURS IN THE UK THAT PIERS MORGAN LIKES LITTLE BOYS(PEDOPHILIA)…I HAVE ALSO HEARD THAT HIS WIFE IS A “SWINGER”!!…ALL I DO KNOW, IS THAT PIERS MORGAN IS A GOOF!!!