And if they don’t work against a real threat, at least you’ll die looking cool:
I’m thinking we need to see what these guys can do at a shooting range with real guns. It would need to be at James Yeager’s school though where muzzle discipline and cameraman lives are not a concern. I’m thinking that as long as these guys are good shooters, the flips wouldn’t effect their performance at all.
Any thoughts?
Hat tip: Blake L.
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24 responses to “Advanced Self Defense Moves For The Agile Operator”
Now that’s cool.
I remember the first time I saw The Matrix.
lol this.
Actually that looks more like Gunkata from Equilibrium.
What the FUCK is this faggoty shit? GEEZUS CHRIST.
Your avatar fits you so well it is actually slightly disturbing.
this one? http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/a4d5535900317bfc0cbb5477acef2929?s=608
The courage wolf meme in general. I actually picture a wolf sitting at a computer typing when I read your posts.
knock it off -_-
I guess they gonna be in the next Jet Li/Jackie Chan movie.
Impressive. Useless but impressive.
Agreed. Useless.
Agreed, very impressive, but useless. I don’t care that it’s useless, unless they actually claimed that this was all practical defense tactics.
I think this was meant as a funny, but I do remember seeing videos from a NY rabbi who was teaching “self defense” with firearms that involved dive-rolling over tables, rolling into rooms, rolling left and right to “confuse” an attacker. This looks like a satire of the morons who actually train to roll along instead of, oh , I don’t know…sprinting?
(waiting for reply from lv.1000 ninja to tell me that rolling and flipping is actually super tactical)
(waiting for reply from lv.1000 ninja to tell me that rolling and flipping is actually super tactical)
pfffttt….without proper dance steps it’s nothin’ :-P
i just wish i had the energy level to even try those moves
Reminds me of Team Ryouko.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkET6fjaqwc&feature=related
A lot of the team performed in movies so maybe that is what these guys are going for.
“affect” not “effect”
I want to see the video where they try to dodge live ammo.
+1 Simunition
The mag change flip was badass. And it is useless, unless you’re trying to get a part in a movie…
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/demotivational-posters-backflip-hatchet-throw.jpg
This is what hollywood teaches kid’s these days…..
I looked at it and thought it was a gym or school for movie stuntmen. Also, lack of even blank cases or moving actions makes this really silly. Hollywood teacup weavers also present.
Seriously, I just can’t be the only one who instantly thought of Tomb Raider/Lara Croft.
I freaking grew up with those games, too bad the gunplay was pretty off, hahah.