J Dewey Manufacturing; maker of the famous J Dewey Rods for cleaning your guns, is giving away awesome goods all week long!
Today, since it’s Friday one lucky person will win a Complete AR-15 Cleaning Kit ($100 value)
Product Specifications:
- 30 Inch Nylon Coated Rod
- Comes with 22C-30 Rod
- M16B Breech Rod Guide
- B22 Brush
- P171 Cotton Flannel Patches
- ARL Link Cleaning Pin
- L-16 Lug Recess Cleaning Tool
Make sure you check out J Dewey Rods for all your gun cleaning needs.
J Dewey products are Made in the USA!
Giveaway Rules:
- You must be located in the U.S.
- Don’t be a scoundrel (this always applies) and enter the contest if you are just planning on selling the item if you win.
How to enter:
- Tweet “Check out the @GunBlog Guns & Coffee Operator t-shirt over at http://www.ENDOapparel.com” and/or make up a rhyme with ENDO in it here in the comments on the blog.
- You can enter on both Twitter and here on the blog.
- I’ll flip a coin to see if the draw will come from twitter entries or blog entries tomorrow at draw time.
- Don’t reply to anyone in the comments on the blog. More than one comment on the blog will disqualify you.
- Use a valid email address so I can contact you if you win. Your email address will not be used for anything else but notifying you of a win.
The Draw:
- At midnight tonight I’ll close the comments and generate random numbers. The numbers will correspond to the winners, who I will then contact for their mailing addresses.
Good luck!
Comments
54 responses to “J Dewey Rods Giveaway Week – Day #5”
I was on a blog called ENDO
I could’ve been playing NintENDO
But instead I spend my time
Entering Giveaways I never win
I know Envy is Sin
But today I pray to God
That I win this Rod
The stoner rifle is my fave
direct impingement causes me to rave
but the mechanism requires preening
with Dewey’s rods of cleaning
won from my friendo
the blog ENDO
With a rising crescendo
And mucho innuendo
I cried: “I must win one giveaway
From M-F’ing ENDO!”
A shooter I am
Though poet I’m not
Clean guns don’t jam
Or mess up your shot
And that is why
I need a rod
To clean my guns
And to prod
Don’t you worry
It’s not innuendo
It’s just a contest
Here on ENDO
“I’m dirty, and gunky and I’ll foul up your action”
Said the Carbon to the rifle, with a scoff
“You’re guns will be useless, you’ll get no satisfaction”
Oh wait…is that the J Dewey you won from Everyday No Days Off?
i like to use an innuendo when i talk about endo
There once was was a blog named Endo;
Whose material was as good as Bacon.
Limericks are hard;
I’m not a Bard.
Bacon.
I like ENDO
It’s like a good friend-o
If I don’t read it every morning
I don’t have a goodmorning.
Early morning with a smoke and some Jo.
I pass on work, and scroll through ENDO
Cheezy clips and a free give away,
Just the perfect start, to another shitty day
Just looking out the window, dreaming of winning this rod from ENDO!
I want a rod that has a lil bendo
specifically the one I seen ENDO
It will get my guns clean
and sure make them gleam
Now I’ve never won in a contest
to which you reply, “surely you jest!”
But If you send me a J Dewey Kit
I’ll praise you and sh*t
“Damn how I love that ENDO.”
So ENDO want’s to test my creativity,
to support my favorite activity
so I’ll make up a poem
here in my home
and then go to work without levity.
I love reading ENDO as much as playing Nintendo!
There once was a guy named ENDO-Mike
Who was an awesome operator, SIKE!
He ridiculed derps, hacks, and every gun safety violation
now with these giveaways, he certainly deserves our adulation.
Every day, I read ENDO.
Just my luck, I never Win
Who knows, maybe if I say something funny
I will win a memento.
Read me some ENDO
Clean my guns with Dewey
Always making sure my guns are lubey
The ENDO giveaway week has reached a crescendo. They’re giving away their rods and that’s no innuendo.
Like reading ENDO
To find out all new info
I can count to guns
Come over to ENDO
Where everyone’s a FRENDO
Many hour I spend surfing the web
Till the end I save, the sites by Endo
The rest are all good
but I like to end on a cresendo.
Don’t worry I’m not quitting my day job :)
ENDO
Smells like outdo
ENDO wendo bo bendo banana fana bo bendo, ENDO!
Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ ENDO, sippin’ on gin and juice…Laid Back.
There was a site named endo,
who blogged with quite a tempo,
and with giveaways hit quite a crescendo,
please please pick me and sendo,
sweet dewey rods and goods,
alas all i ever receive is posts about Yeager and goods,
guns, Youtube and hoods,
make me a winner and I’ll scream at the top of my lungs “ENDO is is the best, far better than the rest, I just had to get it off my chest, I’m done being a pest and finally no longer stressed having won a sweet prize!”
There once was a gun blog named ENDO
I showed it to all o’my friendo’s
We had a good laugh
at a YouTube dumbass
and then went and played some Nintendo.
Building like a multi-page CRESCENDO,
I’ve got to win a prize pack from ENDO.
E xciting prizes I hope to win
N ow and in the past
D idn’t work to my chagrin
O therwise had a blast!
To peruse this gun filled blog,
With fun and innuendo.
Tis’ such a joy to do all day,
On a blog called ENDO.
To wander through the funny stuff,
Immersed in a Bentendo.
I’d like to win some cleaning stuff,
From this blog called ENDO.
And while this poem is winding down,
Into diminuendo.
I’d like to give a loudish shout,
TO THE GREATEST BLOG CALLED ENDO!
Thank you, thank you! You are too kind. Oh a J Dewey cleaning rod? For me? Oh you shouldn’t have!
Repent ye sinners…The ENDO is NEARO!
oh the time I spend-oh
reading this blog called ENDO
Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ endo
Sippin’ on gin and juice, laid back
With my mind on my money
And my money on my mind
Everyday no days off/ thats why I carry this Glock/ Like the walking dead only head shots/
I need something to clean/ this AR-15/ have one ready to go its the American dream/
A cleaning kit for free
Is a siren to me.
For the owner of a Black Gun,
With forged steel for accuracy
A gummed gun will be a bad one
Because M4 shits where it eats.
ENDO hear my plight,
for the cause I fight,
Is against idiots
That won’t use these gifts.
My gun can best shoot and defend
If I win this kit in the end
Now we have reached the Crescendo
PLEASE NOTICE THIS COMMENT, ENDO!
haha nice. I read all the comments! I just don’t reply to them all.
endo is rad
endo is cool
endo has info that i can use as a tool
endo makes sense
but endo is odd
at least theres a chance to get a new rod!
It’s just not worth my time
trying to think of a rhyme
on this blog called ENDO
A cleaning kit for me
what a sight to see
I’d shove it in just right
It feels good when it’s so tight
my greatest hope is that endo
might appreciate my innuendo
ENDO is the reason why i get up in the morning
making me work to get a kit
having friends given me a lift
getting out of town for shtf
better bring my nintENDO
I don’t have twitter
But I’m not bitter
So I enter on the ENDO blog
When I’m hungry I eat frog
I’m a poet and didn’t even know it.
Every Day I visit Endo
And its like my days Crescendo
If today I dont win this Rod
Tomorrow Ill be with the firing squad
Ill find the man that won
and upon him ill use him my machine gun
But if some chance I take the prize
That would be very much a suprise.
Watching videos on ENDO
My last rod had to Bend-O!
my AR is dirty
and now she feels like aunt Girdy!
I wouldn’t touch it for all the money.
Unless I clean it up with some J. Dewey!
Thank goodness for english class!
There is a blog named ENDO,
That makes fun of all the commandos pretENDO,
And one of them named James Yeager,
Your back he threatens to rENDO.
Yeah, poetry isn’t my strong suit…
Haiku? I’d rather clean my gun with J Dew!
’cause in the ENDO, the gun, not the pen will be your friENDO.
I tendo to read ENDO then talk to some friendos.
I hear the J Dew enhances
& figured the low ENDO comment numbers
Would increase my chances
Lasers are red
Inert guns are blue
Everyday I read ENDO
How about you?
There once was was a blog named Endo;
Whose material was almost as good as Bacon.
Face it, nothing is as good as bacon…
I said to my dentist, try ENDO;
It’s all about the guns.
His hearing so poor he misheard me;
I’m left with bleeding gums.
It’s 4/20, smelling like ENDOnesia
If I win this cleaning kit
I’m gonna need some anesthesia?
Reading the gunblog by Endo
Writing a divertimento
Yeah, it’s a word
I know your going to check
Performing for JDewey
So’s I can keep my barrel correct
Here i sit broken hearted, endo tactical…. only farted? I am bad with rhymes.
I just walked too far
sitting here reading ENDO
while muscles mend-o
i was reading ENDO
and then i gave up fencing for kendo
I’ll make a quick rhyme
There isn’t much time
My fingers are crossed
That my name won’t be lost
For the contest on ENDO blog
From the J Dewey catalog.