The inner monologue of a veteran:
As you know I’m not a veteran, but I’ve read all the Terminal Lance comics, so I think I know a thing or two about the military. That was a joke btw.
I could kill an entire day watching “Shit ______ say” videos.
Thoughts?
Hat tip: Jon H.
Comments
22 responses to “Shit Veterans Want To Say”
great idea, not the greatest execution. still laughed a few times.
Baahahaah! This is so epic and so true! Brings out my true feelings. I lost it on every one of clips where he was wearing the girl’s v-neck!
Hell yeah, every one of those was awesome!
“HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH You gotta be fuckin’ kiddin’ me! oh yeah you’ll talk back to the drill sgt? oh hoho that’s so rich! *still laughing* they would fuck you up you fucking pussy HAHAHAHAH”
I laughed so fucking hard
Yep DS fuck your shit up…I Know this.
Really? “Fuck your shit up” with his voice? Because that’s all he can do. The second he hits you, he’s losing his job.
OH YEA! You think a DS never beat the shit out of someone and simply said the trainee threw a punch at me. Also they don’t need to touch you they will just smoke your platoon while you watch and your get yours while you sleep. Guilt is a powerful motivator. I have seen it. I was there.
This video should have been out seven years ago when I started college after my first tour. I *ALWAYS* got asked 1) was it hot? 2) are you glad to be home? 3) did you kill anybody? 4) do you know my brother/cousin/neighbor?. After number 3 I would ask why they wanted to know and when they could answer that question I would get back to them.
Back in 2004, the runner up for dumbest comment was “Were you in Iraq? (no, Afghanistan) Oh, well that wasn’t so bad.” Really? Cause you were there and you know.
Great video. Keep it up, v-neck man.
yeah definitely true about the Iraq comments (im in afghanistan now). everybody thinks its a cakewalk here. my mom asked me if the rockets they shoot at us explode haha. no mom, they are just like the model rockets i played with when i was a kid haha
The way they say “VETERAN INNER MONOLOGUE” between scenes got REALLY annoying very quickly.
I thought it was awkward at first, but after a while I just found it funny.
The singing in between clips was god awful and almost made me want to stop watching. Other than that, it was a goo start to the morning!
That was supposed to say “good.” God damn touchscreen phone. It’s great for everything except typing shit!
so funny but so true
It was so bad, and so good at the same time.
Yeah… that shit between the clips… made me want to pour magma in my ears. Good thing the rest was funny enough and the mute button on my computer works. I swear, if they do a sequel, they better not do that shit again… Or I’ll just have to not watch it… :P
Amazing. I can totally relate to the SEAL comment. Ranger Up is the shit!
Sounds about right.
Only with more laughing about talking back to a drill sergeant.
love Ranger Up. Those guys crack me up all the time.
pffffff, Rangers, my cousin 3 times removed on my mothers side was a chef in the coast guard!
A few good point of views here, but I think the missed an opportunity to give more “realistic” reactions. I’m sure a vet’s inner dialog would be way more harsh than this would lead you to believe.
I did really like the response to the “Did you kill anyone?” question, that one struck a chord.
This is too funny. Would love to do a Navy version of this, because the questions are just as stupid and the answers are pretty much the same.