Chuck Testa Taxidermizes Animals

The most lifelike dead animals anywhere. You better recognize:

I love it.. the deadpan delivery, the cornyness, poor acting… this has it all!

Ojai Valley Taxidermy is the place.

7 million views, wow!  Talk about a good return / exposure for his money.   The commercial was made by YouTubers Rhett & Link, they have quite a few other funny videos you might want to check out.

Hat tip: Josh


33 responses to “Chuck Testa Taxidermizes Animals”

  1. Eightbyte Avatar

    Nope, Chuck Testa -562 points (2|564)

    Haha man you’re like a month late on this

    1. Eightbyte Avatar

      oh sorry that sounded kinda dickish but I didn’t intend it to be

    2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      lol yea I figured it must have been one of the few that somehow didn’t see this. Oh well :/ it’s funny as hell anyway so deserves a post.

  2. Steve in Delray Avatar
    Steve in Delray

    Nazi hat. Just sayin.

    1. I recall reading something about it when this first came out. It was explained away as having something to do with a WW2 reenactment group that he’s a part of. Apparently, he retrieved it during a “battle.” Still, incredibly stupid to wear it during a commercial. In fact, I’m sure there were some real American soldiers during WW2 who took souvenirs from dead Nazis, but I can’t imagine them ever wearing them in public!

      1. my grandfather brought back a mauser bayonet that he ganked from a dead kraut. he gave it to me when i was eight. in middle school, i stabbed a guy with it. he went to the hospital and snitched hard. i stashed it in an orange tree and when they questioned me, my mom was like “where the hell would a seventh grader get a sword?” any way, i got off scott free. the kid later went to juvie and then spent some time in and out of detention centers as a young adult. i ran into him the other day in the restroom of a jiffy lube, i knew he knew i screwed him over and i knew he blamed me for the massive self perpetuating shitstorm his life had become, so i did the only thing i could. i got opened the door, got on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.

        1. Man… I don’t know what the FUCK you just said little lid, but you’re special man, you reached out, and you touched a brother’s heart.

          1. …said little lid…

            Oops… “kid.” Typo!

            1. Pumpkin Escobar

              1. Los Angeles local three-oh-five!

        2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

          holy shit.. best story ever

  3. John smith Avatar
    John smith

    Does anyone else notice the Death’s Head on his cap? Kind of…odd…

    1. Yes. I think it’s a (SS) M43 cap.

      Although he does change hats at 00:52 ish

      Funny video, outside of the 3rd SS’s “Death’s Head”.

    2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      wtf.. good call. Seems like a strange PR move!

        1. That’s what I meant this morning when I said it had, “…something to do with a WW2 reenactment group that he’s a part of.” :)

  4. You are a little late to the party with one. Sorry, it was Funny when it was fresh… On the upside this guys struggling small business got a great shot in the arm…

  5. I’ve been to his studio on several occasions before his famous commercial. He does really good work for anyone looking to have taxidermy work done.

    1. it says he doesn’t do pets, but does he taxadermize dumbass kids who let their lacrosse ball land on your grass one too many times?

  6. Danny Ondrey Avatar
    Danny Ondrey

    Like a couple people said LTTP here, but I still laugh my ass off when the “nope- Chuck Testa” is used at the right time.

  7. Pop N Fresh Avatar
    Pop N Fresh

    was interested but no pets? nope.

    1. was interested but no pets? nope chuck testa.

  8. What-do-I-know-anyway Avatar

    I never noticed the hat… so aside from that, I thought it was funny… I guess I’m a little late as well!

  9. Chuck Norris is the only man alive who can stuff and mount Chuck Testa.

  10. Endo – I’ve got pictures I took of some of his different mounts in his studio, are you interested?

    1. Nope, just Check Testa

    2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Thanks, but I looked at the gallery on the site and saw a bunch already. I’m not really into taxidermy anyway, but this vid was funny!

  11. I love how that young woman was so relieved to find a goateed stranger in her bed as opposed to a dead bear.

    1. What young girl wouldn’t be relieved to find a gray-haired old man wearing Nazi paraphernalia in her bed?

  12. Overload in CO Avatar
    Overload in CO

    They’ve even songified it!

    1. That’s pretty good!

  13. Wow welcome to last month!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Welcome to being late on telling me that :P